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Postby -- Tobias -- » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:36 pm

Forever Young wrote:i am convinced that all these trolls are one person!


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Postby A8U51V3 M0TH » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:26 pm

Depend on how Schizophrenic I really am - its either 4 real people or 18 imaginary including a hyperactive M0TH which plays defcon by dropping pennies on a PC keyboard.
I could post PM's from my [TOC] members and prove they are separate identities but they are Private Messages.
It still wouldn't satisfy you, the thing is you some of you guy's are huge gaping anal orifices which attract trolls like fly's buzzing around freshly dropped excrement.
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Postby carebear » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:17 pm

... ^_^ ... i'm a second [TOC] member .. actually not playing so much for cause of something like repetitive movement desease (sorry for my english, hope it will be understood) in right arm (the one that hold my mouse) ...
I'm physycaly just one .. but if you could search by keyID on sfcon servers stats website you'll figure that I have so much aliases and probably so much inhabitants in my head you could just stay amazed and starring like a ratoon under acid looking at the moon ... (english poetry try @inside) (don't use this in later post you lil /snip F.Y. ... :) ...) ...
... I have the special habit to shit rainbows everywhere ^_^ (even if i'm absolutely not gay ^_^ .. ) and .. and ... and ... and that's all for the moment ^_^
c ya next humanity eradication :)
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Postby Captain Jean-Luc Picard » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:19 am

Do you masturbate with left hand ? Or your disability doesn't affect this ? Tell me more, carebear.
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Postby A8U51V3 M0TH » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:44 am

The Correct [TOC] Elite way to masturbate is to lean on your left arm till it goes dead.
Then it feels like someone else is doing it to you.
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Postby Captain Jean-Luc Picard » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:08 am

When I tried doing this my hand's sensitivity recovered too fast. Do you know any other means apart from putting bandage on a hand ? I find it too complicated and unhealthy.
In other news, we have Eral in our ranks now. Cheers for the new bro !
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Postby A8U51V3 M0TH » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:25 am

No keep leaning on it while you flick your bean or shake hands with the devil in the garden of love - you gotta keep it dead. Just stop if your hand starts going blue or black.
Glad to have Eral on Board: but he needs to PM me for his badge and welcome pack. No point in having a "elite" if things don't go through the proper channels.

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Postby 47 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:51 am

you can even try using lemon coating or a rubber frog when masturbating...it can give you an awesome tangly feeling...

oh and try to use both hands covered in dirt...
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Postby Krest » Tue Oct 25, 2022 9:18 am

Captain Jean-Luc Picard wrote:When I tried doing this my hand's sensitivity recovered too fast. Do you know any other means apart from putting bandage on a hand ? I find it too complicated and unhealthy.
In other news, we have Eral in our ranks now. Cheers for the new bro !

It helps if you swim correctly. But immediately after the injury, it will be very painful to do this. When I sprained my wrist ligaments, I couldn't even move my shoulder, let alone swim. It was incredibly painful and with every inhalation and exhalation the pain was distributed throughout the body. And the doctor advised me to buy a wrist brace . It helped me relax and unwind a little. A month later, I began to develop my hand slowly, and now, in principle, I can go to the pool.

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