Today my beloved danish nub b*tch decided to ally with Phoenix against me two times. You traitor!
In both cases I was happy to ally with a demo player and a newbie. In the first match the Demo player wasn't able to join me and Phoenix didn't want to versus blue opponents.
Therefore, we restartet the game. In the second match my teammate (Russia) spreaded his silos and placed wheels. Later he dropped, of course. Well who cares? No big story.
However, I decided to take to challenge and in the end we had a nice 2vs1, in which R3D (SA) and me (EU) had an excellent "amorous play".
1. Act: Prelude with intense kisses. R3D tasted delicious. Have you eaten strawberries before?
2. Act: More heavy petting. Nice bomber vulva, R3D!
3. Act: Whoops! Premature ejaculation!
4. Act: But that was no problem for R3D. Quite the contrast, cause I was doped with blue pills, which caused the b*tch multiple orgasms.
5. Act. Sometimes lovemaking hurts.
6. Act: Satisfaction on both sides. It was time was for a cig...
7. Act: ...then suddenly R3D wanted a postlud!
8. Act: But I was too exhausted and had to stop it by slapping the b*tch.
End: The b*tch' crying draw the pimp's attention who made me lose all my teeth. But it was worth it.
(Still love you nub!)
After all, your teammate was better then mine.
