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Introducing James our newest freelance staff member

Postby Byron » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:04 pm

Introversion is proud to present it's very latest in freelance staff members - James V1.0

James V1.0 is very adept at performing the most rigorous QA tasks and indeed internally we have one performing the role of QA on Darwinia+ our latest title undergoing development for XBox360. James V1.0 can also be adapted to perform a number of different* roles although QA is its primary raison d'être.

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* - Mark Morris MD would like to point out however that there is a slight technical hitch in the tea making facilities but we assured that this problem will be ironed out in James V1.1
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:08 pm

Welcome to the community. :P
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Postby prophile » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:11 pm

Isn't that what Leander is for? *ducks*
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Postby Byron » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:13 pm

prophile wrote:Isn't that what Leander is for? *ducks*


Actually, to be fair, it was Leander that made James V1.0 - hence why the tea making facilities don't work.
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Postby elDiablo » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:08 pm

prophile wrote:Isn't that what Leander is for? *ducks*


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Postby vibroaxe » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:17 pm

Oh Hai!

I CAN make tea :(

And how come noone comments on the GIANT DARWINIAN!!!
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Postby jelco » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:22 pm

So, am I correct in counting this as the third community member getting hired? Awesome. :)

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Postby RabidZombie » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:31 pm

Community member?

Wait, who's James?

Also, the Boxwinian is so anatomically incorrect, it's laughable. THE ARMS ARE WAY TOO SHORT!
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Postby MaximusBrood » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:14 pm

RabidZombie wrote:Also, the Boxwinian is so anatomically incorrect, it's laughable. THE ARMS ARE WAY TOO SHORT!

Meeh, it isn't quite two-dimensional either.

Now, we want all the juicy details about this new 'hiree'.
PRESENT THYSELF!
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Postby vibroaxe » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:38 pm

MaximusBrood wrote:PRESENT THYSELF!


Reporting for duty!

also, We wanted to add longer arms, but the IVHQ is noticably lacking in anything vaugly resembling gaffa tape!
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Postby RabidZombie » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:42 pm

That makes sense out of your tea comment! :P
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Postby jelco » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:43 pm

RabidZombie wrote:Wait, who's James?

Uh, I thought it was pretty clear...

vibroaxe wrote:Oh Hai!

I CAN make tea :(

And how come noone comments on the GIANT DARWINIAN!!!

Hehe. ;) So anyway vibs, how about you just reconstruct your Foamwinian tower? I'm pretty sure there's loads of them over at HQ. :P

Also, does this mean you'll be moderating future beta forums like you did the Multiwinia one? To be honest I think it wouldn't hurt.

EDIT: Doh.

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Postby MarvintheParanoidAndroid » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:48 pm

vibroaxe wrote:And how come noone comments on the GIANT DARWINIAN!!!

You mean the Boxwinian isn't IV's new recruit? :(
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Postby vibroaxe » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:49 pm

Future beta moderation, who knows. If i can ever persuade NeoThermic to install the mod tools I wanted.... :P (Just digging ya neo). Moderation on future IV stuff isn't up to me. I'm currently only emplyed with regards to QA on D+

As for the foamwinian tower, I need to persuade Vic to send me a load I guess, i'm working from home...
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Postby Rkiver » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:14 pm

Congratulation vibroaxe.

Nice to see IV continuing with their tradition of hiring community members.
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