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Postby TV4Fun » Mon Feb 18, 2002 9:46 pm

What is the console for?
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Postby PsychoBob » Mon Feb 18, 2002 9:51 pm

Why are you posting that here? The console has nothing to do with anything here. It shouldn't really even be in general.
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Postby TV4Fun » Mon Feb 18, 2002 9:54 pm

That was a joke. What's wrong with you?
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Postby PsychoBob » Mon Feb 18, 2002 9:59 pm

Well, there's a lot wrong with me... Like my aforementioned clinical insanity...

But still, I don't see the word console once in this post. It was a very out of place joke. I am not against jokes. I am against spam. And that post, my friend, was spam. Some joke content, but mostly spam...
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Postby Icepick » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:00 pm

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Now thats spam ;) Not that most of this thread really makes much sense...
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Postby TV4Fun » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:10 pm

Egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
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Postby Icepick » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:11 pm

All Hail Monty Python!!!!
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Postby Zaptan » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:11 pm

WTF?
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Postby Zaptan » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:12 pm

yes I know its monty but this thread WTF
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Postby Icepick » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:13 pm

lol, i posted that at the exact same time as you...
errmm. i dont know, this thread never made sense to start with..
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Postby TV4Fun » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:21 pm

What's wrong with a thread not making sense?
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Postby TheOnyx » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:33 pm

Zimbabwe.
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Postby PsychoBob » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:35 pm

Exactly. Wierd Al Yankovich has a song called "spam".
Here goes:

SPAM
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(lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic,
Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.)

Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all.

If you're running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more.
The tab is there to open the can.
The can is there to hold in the spam.

Oh, Spam on the table at home. (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now? (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work. (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's mystery meat.

If you need a spoon, keep one around.
Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out.
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now.

Spam in my pantry at home. (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label now. (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner or lunch. (it's the best)
Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold.

Now once you start in, you can't put it down.
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown.
The key is going to open the tin.
The tin is there to keep the spam in.

Oh Spam, Spam. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam, Spam. (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it.
Spam in the place where I live. (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now. (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work. (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat.
Spam in the back of my car. (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can. (spam any place that you are)
The can is there to hold in the spam. (spam any place that you are)
Oh Spam!

Don't get all mad now. I think it really lihtens up the mood of this thread!
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Postby Icepick » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:40 pm

Wierd Al Yankovich is cool!!!
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Postby PsychoBob » Mon Feb 18, 2002 11:00 pm

AL IS THE BEST!!! WE MUST WORSHIP THE AL!!!

The horoscpe song would be posted here, but THAT would be spamming!

Wait, have you ever heard of Al, or are you judging by that one song? Have I made him a new fan???

(Edited by PsychoBob at 9:01 am on Feb. 18, 2002)
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