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Postby jrbreen » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:24 am

"Sir! All of our missile silos have been destroyed! What should we do?"

"Well, what do we have to work with?"

"We have a eight paper clips, a roll of duct tape, and three nuclear warheads."

"Leave it to my science team. It'll be done in no time."

*8 hours later*

"Wow! Five nuclear missiles and launch platforms! Amazing! Let's kill some people!"
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Postby Montyphy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:34 am

jrbreen clearly watched Blue Peter as a kid.
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Postby Phrage » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:38 am

and heres a nuclear silo i made earlier!
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Postby Montyphy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:45 am

Constructed out of cardboard and stickyback plastic no less. :)
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Postby Phrage » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:50 am

get an adult to cut out the template with scissors, then fold along the dotted line and stick the tabs with PVA or prit stick. And voila one nuclear warhead you can play with with your friends!
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Postby BoKeRoN » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:49 am

Guys, if you ever come to spain, there is a fantastic way to produce your own chemical warfare: try spanish stew, specially the ones cooked with beans and cauliflower, and your own body will produce toxic gas. Then, just use a bottle and... voilá!

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Postby AliMente » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:42 am

I can do it without going to spain. But something makes me feel like noone will be happy about this information.
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Postby W31RD0 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:47 am

well, alimente, I don't think that makes you very speciel. Might just be me, but I think everybody can do that, with their own body, without travelling much more than a few miles at most. (To get something to eat, which will react with your stomach acid, and thereby creating a gas, that I can't remember the name of at the moment.)
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Postby BoKeRoN » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:49 am

AliMente wrote:I can do it without going to spain. But something makes me feel like noone will be happy about this information.


Hey! It´s a cheap and efficient way to start your own NBQ arsenal! Don´t be so fussy! (if this is a real english word :roll: )

After the stew R+D project, you only need to get a good cold to get your biological weapons, and make experiments with a plasma TV and a microwave oven for the nukes... :twisted:
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Postby W31RD0 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:58 am

BoKeRoN wrote:
AliMente wrote:I can do it without going to spain. But something makes me feel like noone will be happy about this information.


Hey! It´s a cheap and efficient way to start your own NBQ arsenal! Don´t be so fussy! (if this is a real english word :roll: )


Well, I believe that fussy is a real English word, except it's spelled fuzzy (I think). But I don't know about NBQ. Never heard/read that before.
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Postby BoKeRoN » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:03 pm

W31RD0 wrote: But I don't know about NBQ. Never heard/read that before.


Sorry, I mean NBC (Nuclear Biological Chemical). In spanish is NBQ (Nuclear Bacteriológica Química)
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Postby W31RD0 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:05 pm

BoKeRoN wrote:Sorry, I mean NBC (Nuclear Biological Chemical). In spanish is NBQ (Nuclear Bacteriológica Química)

ahh. well, never heard of that as well. So now you're officialy one of the people, that are a responsible, for the fact, that I've learned something today.
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Postby Montyphy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:05 pm

fussy means the same as 'being difficult' or picky
fuzzy means blurry, like the static or poor reception on analogue TVs.
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Postby W31RD0 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:06 pm

this language just keeps getting harder and harder to me. give it a couple of months, I won't even be able to introduce myself in English.
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Postby BoKeRoN » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:07 pm

Montyphy wrote:fussy means the same as 'being difficult' or picky
fuzzy means blurry like the static on analogue TVs.


Look, W31rdo, i´m learning new things too today...

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