Prison Architect launch Hype Train

[WiseWoodrow]

Choo Choo All abooarrrd!

Tomorrow is Prison Architect's launch - where it comes out of alpha and, uh, I dunno Beta or just released' or some shiz.
Are you all hyped as I am? Lets post about our hype to hype the hype into a more hyped level, brah.

[RGeezy911]

I've been away from the community some time now. But I am excited to see the game in it's release.

As to the new features, I'm still in the dark - mostly because I haven't watched the video they posted - and don't want to spoil myself. (If that makes sense)

Potatoes.

[bobybojunior]

WOOT HOOT

cant wait for story mode and achievements. Gotta get all of those achievements ASAP.

[ronnie123442]

hype mates

[Mikeldiablo]

Woot! It's meant to be out today here in Australia but I'm megahyped!

[Delling]

Are we there yet?

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Are we there yet?

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Are we there yet?

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I'm kidding, I know how relese times works in the Steam universe...

[j_t_halls]

i cant find it on my steam updates...

[Robert]

IntroversionSoftware ‏@IVSoftware 3 hours ago
You've only got six hours left to say you were involved in the prison architect alpha

Looks like the time is going to be 1:00 p.m. ET

[memory020]

My updated just started...So excited!

[WiseWoodrow]

Booting up the game for the first time. Instantly going to try escape mode. Will post results!

Edit: INSTA CRASH YAY

[memory020]

Booting up the game for the first time. Instantly going to try escape mode. Will post results!

Edit: INSTA CRASH YAY

It takes forever to save.....

[WiseWoodrow]

Attempt 2:
Power went off as I started playing. Hip hip hurray! The world/game hates me.


Attempt 3:

This is the most awesome thing ever. EVER.
I got escorted to my cell, and instantly ran out (middle of the night) behind him before the door closed. I randomly beat on doors as he pursued me across a large amount of the cell block (This prison apparently has minimal guards in this area- is a random workshop prison)

I eventually gave up after running around all of the prisoners. Body armor really slows them down though.

My first move was beat the shit out of a janitor, just to see if I could. injured one, guards came but I jumped before they saw me - came later and knocked him unconscious. Didn't kill, though.
That comes later.

Some time later:
I've killed the warden. Stole keys from a really badly protected security area, walked into the warden's office, bam, boom, dead.
They didn't even know it was me. I was taken to my cell later for owning keys.

Viva La Revolution. This prison will be mine.