Spacemonkey wrote:Dark Black
Like your soul?
Actually, that reminds me of a conversation I had with some friends a couple of years ago, when I still drank coffee. I always drank my coffee black -- no cream, no sugar, no fucking maple nut crunch. Just plain, black coffee, strong enough to stand a fork in. At one point, I was having coffee with these friends, and was giving them a hard time for ruining perfectly good coffee by loading it up with sugar and cream. His response was this:
"Look, you have to understand -- I like my coffee like I like my women: short, tan and sweet. I can only presume that you like your coffee like you women: tall, black, and bitter"
To which I replied, "No. You aren't quite right. I
do like my coffee like I like my women. That is to say, packed in crates and shipped from Columbia."
xander
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