Defcon Fightin' Talk
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Defcon Fightin' Talk
PC Gamer when reviewing Defcon had a little side bit on Fightin' Talk (say in a deep south american accent), things we didn't say enough before playing Defcon. Such things as:
"I'm about to make Htiler look like he wasn't trying."
"If you nuke Sao Paolo, you're fired"
"You just randomised the limb count for everyone born in Paris in the next hundred years. I hope you're happy."
"How could anyone bomb Hiroshima? Tokyo is right there"
Post your best fightin' talk
"I'm about to make Htiler look like he wasn't trying."
"If you nuke Sao Paolo, you're fired"
"You just randomised the limb count for everyone born in Paris in the next hundred years. I hope you're happy."
"How could anyone bomb Hiroshima? Tokyo is right there"
Post your best fightin' talk
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i hope i dont offend anyone its just a joke ok
hits terran "ahhh terroism is over"
bombs all of europe except britain "say no the euro" UKIP pwns
fires at canada "sir we hit nothing but trees its like the predetor"
nukes africa "there going to a better place.....no really they ARE"
nukes britain "haha now the chavs that stole my watch will pay"
hits terran "ahhh terroism is over"
bombs all of europe except britain "say no the euro" UKIP pwns
fires at canada "sir we hit nothing but trees its like the predetor"
nukes africa "there going to a better place.....no really they ARE"
nukes britain "haha now the chavs that stole my watch will pay"
If I"m bombing NA i usually will toss out a:
"Good morning Mr. President!" or "Good morning America, here's your eye opener! (I sometimes replace it with "some coffee")
A more general one is "I just made _______ into the worlds largest night light (or glow stick)"
Finally, I always liked the old "I'm going to make your pee glow in the dark!"
"Good morning Mr. President!" or "Good morning America, here's your eye opener! (I sometimes replace it with "some coffee")
A more general one is "I just made _______ into the worlds largest night light (or glow stick)"
Finally, I always liked the old "I'm going to make your pee glow in the dark!"
It started when I sent a wave of bombers from my carrier group and took out the US east cost. My comment: "I've always wanted to visit Washington. I guess I'm too late!" His reply was to hit my London with four or five nukes, after which he comments: "I hear London is nice this time of nuclear winter."
The black humor is one of the best things with Defcon.
The black humor is one of the best things with Defcon.
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