Top reasons why the U.K. sucks, and the US rocks

[MarcusHess2]

Very strange. They need some grammar lessons.

[AK47]

O_o
Lol.
Nottalot to say here , other than ;
Hello Omega Phlux (evilgrin).

[ChIcO]

ok correct me if im wrong
but americans speak english
the british speak english

i doubt this would work but we could sue and make u all make up a different langauge lol

and im not good with history but who discovered america,Christoper columbus
now i think he was dutch im not sure

but the british populated north america those british eventually became americans so actually if it wasnt for us you wouldnt be blessed with your yankee charms and dolly parton;)

[goweb]

Actually, it was a British person who first found America (used is as a trade root). It's just that Columbus first claimed it as a new country (the Brit wanted to keep its location secret)

[ChIcO]

ah ok thx man
but same thing still applies

if it wasnt for us you wouldnt exist!!!
so there;)

[elDiablo]

well, actually, the Vikings found it about 1000 years early, but they cant REALLY prove it, so...

[Miles2397]

actually chico, tyey would exist, we just wouldt know about them. Kinda like aliens then.

[Fechizze]

u guys are pathetic (no offence)
first of all Columbus was 'working' for spain wasn't he? And he thought he was in India his whole life, it was someone else who named it america ( who slipped my mind)
In the beginning there were spanish, english, french and even dutch imigrants, after a few decades the british ruled over about 3/4 of the land, then they decided to become independent after the boston tea party (no there wasn't any disco music).
But what I really wanted to say is that the majority of the American peolple are 'not-so-intellegent', but on the other hand you also have geniusess..
As for the UK:
The average young Brit has a lot of facial problems! (again you DO have some great exceptions)
But you guys have the best music in every style!!
(while in America you have to search for weeks untill you find a good underground club)

I think i was a bit rough, sorry about that.
It's just that I'm not really very fond of either counties,
and the girls here in Belgium are much more fun to be with.
Little note: i might have the most corrupted country and the biggest hand-gun factories of europe but life really is great here!
Sorry for the spelling but it's not my 'mother' (or how do you call that) language..

[Miles2397]

**Historical Post Overwritten**

[goweb]

My Mum told me a great story about when she went to the USA. She went into a shop and asked for something, and the dumb lady at the counter said "Speak English!"

[Miles2397]

:cheesy:
that sounds about right.

[Monkey Madness]

AMERICA GETS ATTACKED ON SEPTEMBER 11, BLAME OSAMA BIN LADEN SO THEY BOMB AFGHANISTAN WHAT DO THEY BLOW UP? NOTHING APART FROM THERE OWN SOILDERS AND CIVILIAN VILLAGES. THERE SOLIDERS HAVE NOW BEEN THERE FOR MONTHS AND YET THEY FIND NOTHING. BRITISH SAS GO INTO AFGHANISTAN FIND OSAMA HIDE OUTS. BLOW UP ENEMY AMMO DUMPSFIND CLUES TO THE WERE ABOUTS OF THE ENEMY         THE AMERICANS COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT US! GEORGE BUSH WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND BY NOT GOING TO THE SUMMIT TO DISCUSE MAKING INDUSTRY ETC GREENER HE PROVES HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE CONDITION OF THE PLANET, THERE POLICE SIT AROUND ALL DAY EATING DONUTS AND THEY HAVE THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF OVER WIEGHT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!         AND I FINISH BY SAYING ENGLAND RULES!

[Miles2397]

Ouch, my ears.....
And now for something completerly different

[Monkey Madness]

lol

[Miles2397]

:cheesy: