Another Riddle

Wilko · Postby **Wilko** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:10 pm

AHHA! AHHA! You see, there is something else... also emotions... LOL, but if you're in a black hole being stretched I guess it might change your outlook on life... lol

Brynath · Postby **Brynath** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:12 pm

Quote: from Wilko on 4:10 pm on July 10, 2002[br]AHHA! AHHA! You see, there is something else... also emotions... LOL, but if you're in a black hole being stretched I guess it might change your outlook on life... lol

I would give that a Rather High Probablity

mjw599 · Postby **mjw599** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:43 pm

Ok, name an english word that is pronounced differently depending on whether the first letter is capitalized or not.

Astromarine · Postby **Astromarine** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 1:32 pm

let's see if there are any Stephen King fans here...

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Astro

falcon · Postby **falcon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 1:39 pm

Renter: nothing.
Astro: because it was stapled to the chicken... wonder if there'll ever be a Dark Tower 5...

Astromarine · Postby **Astromarine** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 1:49 pm

Does that mean you still have not read the preview chapter at www.stephenking.com?

Astro

falcon · Postby **falcon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:00 pm

No I haven't! Been quite a while since I checked in there... thanks!

Oh, and another classic riddle:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

Hydra · Postby **Hydra** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:06 pm

A river.

Postby **Icepick** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:10 pm

A hyperactive Mute.

falcon · Postby **falcon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:23 pm

That's a new answer! Very nice... I remember this one from Betrayal at Krondor, thought it probably wasn't original then:

Holes at the top.
Holes at the bottom.
Holes in the middle.
But still it holds water.

RenTeR · Postby **RenTeR** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:26 pm

Sponge.

In all the world
none can compare
to this tiny weaver
his deadly cloth
so silky and fair.

[edit1] Sponge, not Spunge

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(Edited by RenTeR at 4:27 pm on July 10, 2002)

Hydra · Postby **Hydra** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:15 pm

Pfft, that's easy. It's a spider.

What has it got in its pocketses?

The GoldFish · Postby **The GoldFish** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:21 pm

probably some very small hankercheives.

falcon · Postby **falcon** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:23 pm

The man who sells it, doesn't need it. The man who buys it, doesn't use it. The man who uses it, never knows.

Miles2397 · Postby **Miles2397** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:27 pm

a Coffin

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