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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:38 am

This is REAL easy, here it is...

What common english word is always pronounced wrongly by every math teacher?

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Postby Mos » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:47 am

"wrongly"
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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:48 am

Damn, that was fast, lol
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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:49 am

OK heres another, what is something that you can keep taking from yet it gets bigger?
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Postby Psychotic_Dude » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:49 am

:( I dont get it... but thats because i cant read english txt :)
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Postby Mos » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:51 am

Quote: from Wilko on 11:49 am on July 10, 2002[br]OK heres another, what is something that you can keep taking from yet it gets bigger?


er.. a hole? You know, the hole gets bigger, and you can cut around it, and stuff.

I have one.

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Postby RenTeR » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:52 am

... hole ... (or a wound)

A guy comes to a field with a bag on his pack and falls down dead. Why?
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I find women depressing even under normal circumstances."
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Postby RenTeR » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:54 am

People keep putting out the kids' version of that riddle, the true one goes: The greatest hero fears it, the wisest of men is sure of it, even the fool knows it, if you eat it you'll die.

(BTW, bad grammar is much, much worse than your puny Satan.)
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Postby Mos » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:55 am

Quote: from RenTeR on 11:54 am on July 10, 2002[br]People keep putting out the kids' version of that riddle, the true one goes: The greatest hero fears it, the wisest of men is sure of it, even the fool knows it, if you eat it you'll die.

(BTW, bad grammar is much, much worse than your puny Satan.)


"Kid's version?" Just because there are several variations doesn't make one the lesser of another.
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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:00 pm

What is the only thing that gravity doesn't affect?
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Postby Mos » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:03 pm

Quote: from Wilko on 12:00 pm on July 10, 2002[br]What is the only thing that gravity doesn't affect?


Quantum Mechanics.
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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:04 pm

Mmm not exactly, that's also right, but theres another thing...
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Postby Mos » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:06 pm

Quote: from Wilko on 12:04 pm on July 10, 2002[br]Mmm not exactly, that's also right, but theres another thing...


Your question specifically said "What is the ONLY thing that gravity doesn't affect?" Therefore, there can be just one. I win.
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Postby Wilko » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:07 pm

Damn you, lol :P OK, you win, now I must think up another riddle..
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Postby RenTeR » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:08 pm

Dreams, too ;)
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