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Postby Nentash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:59 pm

you cannot dig half a hole cos any king of hole is a hole in its self so you can never have half a hole
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Postby Capt Rehash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:01 pm

another one:

you`re in the middle of the jungle, and magicaly you find a house. When you enter it you find a match, a newspaper, a fireplace and a oven. Wich one you light first?
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Postby MooseAlini » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:02 pm

match
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Postby Capt Rehash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:04 pm

yep
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Postby Capt Rehash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:11 pm

You are in a race, when you pass the second place pilot, wich position do you get?
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Postby MooseAlini » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:13 pm

second
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Postby Nentash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:16 pm

you know rehash you really get on my nerves
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Postby Capt Rehash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:16 pm

yep again

getting good at this...
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Postby Capt Rehash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:20 pm

You`re a bus driver. In your the bus there are 40 ppl.
in a stop, 21 get out of the bus, and enters more 15.
wahts the name of the bus driver?
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Postby MooseAlini » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:21 pm

Uh, MooseAlini
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Postby Nentash » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:26 pm

21
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Postby The GoldFish » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:45 pm

did you know... 21 is half of 42?
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Postby Gunz » Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:06 pm

Can the husband of a widow mary your mother???



Easy, huh
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Postby GroovyPigThing » Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:13 pm

the bus driver is 'you'
I obey the law of inverse excuses that demands that the greater the task to be done, the less work to be done prior to beginning the greater task.
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Postby GroovyPigThing » Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:16 pm

work out where the problem in this is:

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown up daughter
With flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter,
Who of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandson
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife,
She's now my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
I obey the law of inverse excuses that demands that the greater the task to be done, the less work to be done prior to beginning the greater task.

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