I love jesus.

[Trojan X]

I have seen the light. I am here to recruit. Plz read this, and then join me here. Maybe i can help you see the light.

Jesus loves you.

[Deepsmeg]

I do not trust your links to be as they seem, from past experience.
ANd do not misuse the Lord's name in this manner. Go away you freak

[Trojan X]

These links are all pure and of the lord. Trust me when i say this brother, these links will get you on your way to the land of god. Don't be afraid friend, these links are from jesus himself. JOIN ME NOW!

[Deepsmeg]

Quote: from Trojan X on 10:52 pm on July 6, 2002[br]Don't be afraid friend, these links are from jesus himself. JOIN ME NOW!

Yet you put them up, therefore you are claiming to be the Lord, which you most certainly are not, you are being blasphemous, and should be stoned as a direct result of that.

[Starfyre]

A belief is individual...I believe in God, but differently than most, and I like my way of living.

I'm not a satanist, I'm not a Christian to the toes. I just don't believe that God will hate you if you don't pray to him, give him offers etc.

God is a place in your soul, a place where you can go when everything else is fucked up. You may think differently, that's your opinion.

(Edited by Starfyre at 8:59 am on July 7, 2002)

[SySt3m 0verRid3]

i am a strong christian, i believe in jesus... but the way that you are approaching people to witness jesus is a little different, i don't wish to preach but quit announcing like that jeez.

[On fire]

Ok I am a Christian and the second link is not a Christian link. Christianburner.com?!?!?!?

(Edited by On fire at 10:56 pm on July 6, 2002)

[Plasmaball]

One of the top ways to start a flame war

either support or rundown the christian or muslim  or jewish or any other mainstream faith.

I personally say "i'm stayin out of it "

(Edited by Plasmaball at 6:39 am on July 7, 2002)

[Hawk]

Yea, I think I'll stay out of it too :-|

[The Priest]

You are foolish to believe such nonsense!!!

[Faqa]

Directed to: Trojan X
You are a: (check all that apply)
[  ] Clueless Newbie
[  ] Lamer
[  ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[  ] Spammer
[  ] Troll
[  ] Warez Monkey
[  ] Me too'er
[  ] Pervert
[  ] Geek
[X] Freak
[  ] Nerd
[  ] Elvis
[  ] Racist
[  ] Fed
[X] Fundamentalist
[  ] Satanist
[  ] Homophobe
[X] Twit
[  ] Boner
[  ] Retard
[  ] Waste of Skin
[  ] Crybaby
[  ] "Expert"
[  ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[  ] Llama

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[  ] Abusive
[  ] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[  ] Brain-damaged
[  ] Imbecelic
[X] Arrogant
[  ] Malevolent
[  ] Contemptible
[  ] Libelous
[  ] Ignorant
[X] Fundamentalist
[  ] Boring
[  ] Dim
[  ] Cowardly
[  ] Deceitful
[  ] Demented
[  ] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy
[  ] Retarded
[X] Weird
[  ] Hypocritical
[  ] Loathsome
[  ] Satanic
[  ] Despicable
[  ] Belligerant
[  ] Mind-numbng
[  ] Maladroit
[  ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[  ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[  ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[  ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[  ] I don't like your tone of voice
[  ] What you posted has been done before
[  ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[  ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[  ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[  ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
[  ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[  ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[  ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[  ] You said "me too" to something
[  ] You made no sense
[  ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
[  ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k00wL
[  ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[  ] Grow up
[  ] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted
[  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[  ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[  ] Get a gun and shoot yourself
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the FAQ
[  ] Consume excrement
[  ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[  ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[  ] *plonk*
[  ] Most of the above
[  ] All of the above
[  ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[  ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form



P.S If this is plagarizing, sorry, but if there were ever a case of NEEDING the SIRP, it's here!

[ChIcO]

faqa's right wots the point in this thread

this is an uplink forum for talking about uplink not christianity

this is the most uselaess thread i've ever come accross

you deserve a good old flaming

ShAme ShAme:(

[Code Black]

"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him..."

Jesus had a lot of right things.

Too bad its been bastardized into a tool of the state.

[Phydaux]

Quote: from Code Black on 10:51 pm on July 7, 2002[br]"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him..."

Jesus had a lot of right things.

Too bad its been bastardized into a tool of the state.

Cunning pun there. :biggrin: Whether you ment it or not

[Sobek]

God, I hate Christians (Pun intended).  I like christianburner.com, I can add it to the "Freethinking" section of my bookmarks.  This is an UpLink forum, not a debate on the failings and lies of Christianity, only, ONLY, post things that involve UpLink, nothing more.