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You know you're obsessed with Defcon when...

Postby multimania » Tue May 02, 2006 1:30 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.
It's time, yet again, for a pointless, spammy topic.

You know you're obsessed with Defcon when:
You keep clicking on the "Testers Discussion" forums hoping for it to let you in.
You have a randomly changing desktop picture that toggles between Defcon Screenshots and Introversion Backgrounds. (Back from the Uplink Days).
You get into fights about whether Defcon or <insert crappy game here> will be better.
You win those fights.
You are planning on naming you firstborn son "Defcon", "Introversion" or "Chris".
You spend 3 hours a day either: a) Reading these forums or b) looking at Defcon Screenshots.
You post topics such as this.


Add your own ideas to the list, it'll be interesting to see what people come up with.
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Postby estel » Tue May 02, 2006 1:36 pm

You keep clicking on the "Testers Discussion" forums hoping for it to let you in.


"Nothing for you so see here, move along." (And that's no joke - just lots of boring people being boring ;))

You get into fights about whether Defcon or <insert crappy game here> will be better.


Spore! Oooh, they'll be close I tell ye :)
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Postby Gravitron » Tue May 02, 2006 2:31 pm

You've already nuked all the forumers, in your mind....a thousand times...yet pressing that shiny big red button just doesn't seem to lose its charm and pleasure, time and time again...as they scream in agony for mercy, as their bones set ablaze in fire, as their flesh falls off...


I predict Defcon to get a rating of EVG for EXTREME VIRTUAL GORE.
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Postby Luigi300 » Tue May 02, 2006 2:47 pm

Gravitron wrote:You've already nuked all the forumers, in your mind....a thousand times...yet pressing that shiny big red button just doesn't seem to lose its charm and pleasure, time and time again...as they scream in agony for mercy, as their bones set ablaze in fire, as their flesh falls off...


I predict Defcon to get a rating of EVG for EXTREME VIRTUAL GORE.


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Postby ScareyedHawk » Tue May 02, 2006 3:23 pm

well, neott (or n3o77, as he's called on the forums) calls his son Version 2, so why not?
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Postby Neuroleptic » Tue May 02, 2006 7:44 pm

youre obsessed when:
- you look for contacts to the black market to buy a nuke
- you change all your "NIKE" shirts to "NUKE"
- travel to murmansk to steal an old Thyphoon Sub
- you paint your telephone red and paint "WOPR" on your pc case
- travel to the next nuclear power plant to get the atomic feeling
- quit you occupation and study nuclear physics
- want to live into an old missile silo
- buy an extra amount of idodine tablets and ABC suits
- dig your own nuke shelter in the garden

8)
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Postby Nou » Wed May 03, 2006 2:31 am

Neuroleptic wrote:youre obsessed when:
- you append all your "NIKE" shirts with "Hercules" or "Ajax" or "Zeus"
8)



FIXED! 8)
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Postby Baelthazar » Wed May 03, 2006 4:47 am

When walking around outside you scare onlookers by randomly and suddenly looking to the sky and screaming "ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, THE NUKES ARE COMING!"

OR

Every time the news mentions that President Bush could consider using tactical nukes in future conflicts, you giggle with anticipation.

Ok, that last one may be a bit of a stretch...

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Postby vooshy » Wed May 03, 2006 11:33 am

when....you read this thread.
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Postby NeoThermic » Wed May 03, 2006 2:14 pm

  • When you read this thread and mentally say 'yes' to each one of the points mentiond


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Postby Big RI Joe » Wed May 03, 2006 6:00 pm

When you have to keep buying new keyboards eventhough you haven't gotten the GPS coordinates of your ex-wife's new home..........heeheehee
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Re: You know you're obsessed with Defcon when...

Postby FedRebel » Wed May 03, 2006 7:55 pm

You really know that you're obsessed with Defcon when...

1. You get a wardrobe of military uniforms and SAC patches from your local Army Navy Surplus store.
2. You encode all your passwords in the military alphabet.
3. You buy that Jap button thingy
4. You fly 'recon' missions over Russia in FS2004
5. You put a sign on your door that reads "Strategic Air Command War Room. Authorized Personel Only."
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Postby prophile » Wed May 03, 2006 7:59 pm

1. Goatse.
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Postby ScareyedHawk » Wed May 03, 2006 8:26 pm

1. ???
2. PROFIT!
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Postby MrDictionary » Sun May 07, 2006 2:58 am

estel wrote:"Nothing for you so see here, move along." (And that's no joke - just lots of boring people being boring ;))


Quite clearly insane. *nods*
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