Bad Jokes

[NeatNit]

2 more days for a month bump, and this was completely irrelevant. This topic is for bad jokes.






Also that's so fucking true

[xander]

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

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You fail at quoting everything, including headers.

xander

[Phelanpt]

Had to revive this thread.

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice...








...on the rocks."

The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"

"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."

[xander]

Had to revive this thread.

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice...








...on the rocks."

The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"

"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."

Pish. That joke is much better with a bear that wants a gin... and tonic.

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So, a horse walks into a bar. The barkeep says "Why the long face?"

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So, a three-legged dog walks into a bar, climbs up to the counter, and says "I'm lookin' fer tha man what shot mah paw!"

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So, a piece of string walks into a bar. The string coils on up to the counter, and asks for a drink. The barkeep says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind around here."

The string leaves the bar. He ties himself up, then pulls apart the individual fibers at both ends. He walks back into the bar, coils on up to the counter, and once again tries to order a drink. The barkeeps says "Aren't you that string that was just in here?"

The string replies "I'm a frayed knot."

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On an unrelated note (and I have probably told these before, but they are my favorite jokes):

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turkey?
A: |chicken||turkey|sin(theta).

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: You can't. One is a scaler, the other is a vector.

xander

[Montyphy]

"I'll have a large orange juice on the rocks."

Orange juice on the rocks? :/

[size=0]Yes, I know 'on the rocks' means 'with ice' but you don't say that for soft drinks.[/size]

[NeatNit]

"I'll have a large orange juice on the rocks."

Orange juice on the rocks? :/

[size=0]Yes, I know 'on the rocks' means 'with ice' but you don't say that for soft drinks.[/size]

Fix'd

[DTNC Vicious]

How do u beat Lady Gaga- U Poke her face/ u get it her song Poker Face .........

[Phelanpt]

"I'll have a large orange juice on the rocks."

Orange juice on the rocks? :/

[size=0]Yes, I know 'on the rocks' means 'with ice' but you don't say that for soft drinks.[/size]

You try telling that to a polar bear!

[tabasco boy]

on Patrick Swayze funeral one of his closes friend says a eulogy then suddenly Kanye West interrupts and screams Michael Jacksons funeral is better...