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Q: What's the difference between a duck?jelco the galactaboy wrote:Q: What's the difference between a dead bird?
A: Their wings fly higher than the other.
A: One of its legs is both the same.
Phelanpt wrote:This guy comes blasting into the doctor's office and exclaims, excitedly, "Doctor, I think I'm shrinking! I think I'm shrinking!"
"Ok, just settle down sir," the doctor says. "You're just going to have to be a little patient."
Xocrates wrote:Phelanpt wrote:This guy comes blasting into the doctor's office and exclaims, excitedly, "Doctor, I think I'm shrinking! I think I'm shrinking!"
"Ok, just settle down sir," the doctor says. "You're just going to have to be a little patient."
I know another variant:
Nurse: "Doctor. There's a man out here who thinks he's invisible"
Doctor (busy): "Tell him I can't see him right now"
Phelanpt wrote:A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
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