It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby microchip08 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:22 pm

Your connection was terminated by remote host.

You are on a blank page. You are likely to be disavowed by Uplink Corp.

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@Jelco: Aren't they actually subscript twos? I couldn't do it, so I rearranged the equation, albeit incorrectly.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:13 pm

> Search for other Grues
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby wwarnick » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:28 pm

Friendly Grue found.
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Postby xander » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:50 pm

> stab microchip08 in the face
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Postby shinygerbil » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:17 am

Duly done. With more than a little glee. :D

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Postby Feud » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:35 am

> talk to Friendly Grue.
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Postby LordSturm » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:52 am

You have been demoted to adventurer. ( by a not-so-friendly grue. )
It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue. ( a not-so-friendly one. )

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"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"
"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."
"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."
"Sure you will."
"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby Xocrates » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:47 am

> Argue with not-so-friendly grue that since we're equal ranking grues he can't demote me.
Then while he is considering that, eat him.
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Postby microchip08 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:54 pm

xander wrote:> stab microchip08 in the face


Hey! I've already been stabbed in the face at least once.... courtesy of NeoThermic.

> Ponder the meaning of the pain in my digestive system. Seems like I am being eaten from the inside out...
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Postby xander » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:26 pm

While you are pondering the pain in your digestive system, you become aware of a whole new kind of pain in your face. As you cannot see (it is dark, after all), you bring your hands to your face to find out the cause of the pain. It turns out that you have a sharp knife in your eye. It seems to have been implanted there by an angry narrator.

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:27 pm

> dislodge knife, kill Grue
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby xander » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:32 pm

You dislodge the knife from your eye. You immediately begin to lose blood through your eye hole. You are feeling faint, and trip over your own feet. You are now on the ground. You are certain that there is a grue nearby, but you cannot see it, for the very simple reason that it is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby Feud » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:38 pm

> cry
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Postby xander » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:50 pm

You cry. What you suspect to be a grue takes pity on you, and stops the bleeding, bandages up your eye, and gives you a lollipop. You are in pain, but the lolly is nice. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby microchip08 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:51 pm

> Turn on the lights

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