It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby Mas Tnega » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:58 pm

Your inventory now contains:
1x Dark

However light is not the absence of dark, and it was twice as dark anyway. Therefore...
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby shinygerbil » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:00 pm

>Turn the dark in my inventory inside out, thus creating light
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Postby Xocrates » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:04 pm

Surprisingly enough, light cannot be found inside the dark. You do find however the Heart of Darkness (by Joseph Conrad)

Your inventory now contains:
1x Heart of Darkness (by Joseph Conrad)

It is dark. The grue is growing impatient so he proceeds to play on his PSP

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Postby xander » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:12 pm

> burn the Heart of Darkness for light (it isn't really a very good book, anyway)
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Postby microchip08 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:56 pm

You do so. The flame stumbles over the title, and, wondering how darkness can have a heart, promptly forgets that it is burning and is lost in deep thought.

Your book is now longer alight.

You head off to find the fabled Deep Thought, anxious to find your light.

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Wow, another accidental 2h + 2g reference!
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Postby shinygerbil » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:00 pm

>I never said I wanted to find Deep Thought. Who authorised you to move me in this way? I would like to see what game the Grue is playing
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Postby microchip08 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:13 pm

The Grue is currently playing Monopoly. It has a hotel on Mayfair. You dare not continue.

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Ha! Now what are you going to do?
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Postby xander » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:56 pm

The narrator is most upset. MOST UPSET. The narrator promises that the next player who references the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or who participates in metagaming, shall be eaten by a grue. A reminder: it is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Postby Ace Rimmer » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:03 pm

> curl into fetal position and wail loudly, hoping to get eaten by a grue or scare it/them away
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby shinygerbil » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:05 pm

Nobody cares about your drama school acting. Get up and act like a real man.




Wait, too late, you were eaten by a Grue.

***YOU ARE DEAD***

Would you like to Restart or Quit?
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Postby wwarnick » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:06 pm

> Quit
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Postby Xocrates » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:09 pm

You quit. However as you're leaving you find yourself in dark room, but this time you're a grue.

It is dark, you are likely to eat an adventurer.

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Postby wwarnick » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:10 pm

> Eat adventurer
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Postby Xocrates » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:11 pm

You eat the adventurer.

You feel lonely :(

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Postby shinygerbil » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:12 pm

>Go on a dating website
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