It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[shinygerbil]

>I never said I wanted to find Deep Thought. Who authorised you to move me in this way? I would like to see what game the Grue is playing

[microchip08]

The Grue is currently playing Monopoly. It has a hotel on Mayfair. You dare not continue.

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Ha! Now what are you going to do?

[jelco]

> Correct microchip's '2h + 2g' by saying it really is h2g2

Jelco

[xander]

The narrator is most upset. MOST UPSET. The narrator promises that the next player who references the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or who participates in metagaming, shall be eaten by a grue. A reminder: it is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>

[Ace Rimmer]

> curl into fetal position and wail loudly, hoping to get eaten by a grue or scare it/them away

[shinygerbil]

Nobody cares about your drama school acting. Get up and act like a real man.




Wait, too late, you were eaten by a Grue.

***YOU ARE DEAD***

Would you like to Restart or Quit?
>

[wwarnick]

> Quit

[Xocrates]

You quit. However as you're leaving you find yourself in dark room, but this time you're a grue.

It is dark, you are likely to eat an adventurer.

>

[wwarnick]

> Eat adventurer

[Xocrates]

You eat the adventurer.

You feel lonely

>

[shinygerbil]

>Go on a dating website

[microchip08]

Your connection was terminated by remote host.

You are on a blank page. You are likely to be disavowed by Uplink Corp.

>

@Jelco: Aren't they actually subscript twos? I couldn't do it, so I rearranged the equation, albeit incorrectly.

[Ace Rimmer]

> Search for other Grues

[wwarnick]

Friendly Grue found.
>

[xander]

> stab microchip08 in the face