It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[LordSturm]

*bump* did i set the barn on fire and make everyone angry? will someone please continue the game?

[Shwart!!]

You bump the narrator, who proceeds to go into a rightous rage. He bans the IP range 1**.***.***.***, in the hope that LordSturm's IP will fall within that range.

You try to make sparks using the knife and spoon. However, since it is apparently a low-budget restaurant, the spoons are plastic. Your attempts to make fire are rewarded by a little bit of fatigue, plastic shreds, and two pieces of a cut spoon.

You have:
Petroleum jelly on a stack of plates
A loaf of bread
A jar of peanut butter
A knife
Shreds of plastic
2x Piece of spoon
Small amounts of fatigue

>

[LordSturm]

>Profit?

[Pox]

No.

You have:
Petroleum jelly on a stack of plates
A loaf of bread
A jar of peanut butter
A knife
Shreds of plastic
2x Piece of spoon
Small amounts of fatigue
Some dark
Lots of fail

>

[LordSturm]

>Setup shop, in an attempt to... PROFIT?

[Mas Tnega]

Your shop sells gold bullion for favours. You do not make a profit.

>

[LordSturm]

Say what? Why wasn't Gold bullion in my Iventory... -_-
>Favours included?

[Lastof]

It is probably best if I don't remind you. It may be a good thing that your subconscious is blocking it out. Uh, here, have the number of my psychiatrist.

You have:
Petroleum jelly on a stack of plates
A loaf of bread
A jar of peanut butter
A knife
Shreds of plastic
2x Piece of spoon
Small amounts of fatigue
Some dark
Lots of fail
A piece of paper with "Dr Gag Halfrunt - 1800-UR-CRAZY" written on it
A large debt for the 10 tonnes of Gold Bullion you borrowed

>

[shinygerbil]

>view the hidden "other" inventory. You know the one I'm talking about.

[xander]

You look into your "other" inventory. Unfortunately, doing so requires that you rip a hole into space and time. The restaurant falls through the hole, along with the rest of the universe. Somehow, you manage to escape. You are now floating in a black void.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>

[Ace Rimmer]

> curse black void

[Shwart!!]

You curse loudly. Nothing apparent happens, though grues may have heard you.

It is still dark, and you are more likely to be eaten by a grue.

>

[Xocrates]

> Eat grue

[Pox]

I don't think that the lurking grue would agree with you.

>

Yes, that's a real quote from zork. Yes, I started zork just to check.

[LordSturm]

>How am I still alive? and why am I still worried about a damn grue. I'm in a VOID goddamit!