It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The place to hang out and talk about totally anything general.
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Postby wwarnick » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:28 pm

It seems Floating Companion Table has crushed all items in your inventory with its weight.

You have:

Floating Companion Table
Smashed Garbage

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Postby Xocrates » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:36 pm

>Lecture floating companion table on respect by other people property
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Postby Mas Tnega » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:33 pm

The Floating Companion Table fails to attend the lecture, asking you if you could pick up the handouts for it.

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Postby wwarnick » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:35 am

> Sorry, but I'm busy.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:24 am

The lecture is called off and you get to have the day off. Hang on a sec, weren't you the lecturer?

You are reminded that you are in a restaurant.

Restaurant

The restaurant is dimly lit, and totally devoid of customers. Most of the tables are very new-looking but covered in dust, save for the table you are currently sitting at, and one other table near you which is also similarly worn. The tables all have one small lit candle in the centre, but not on yours.

As you look out of the dusty window at the front of the restaurant, you can see very little; it is pitch black. The other walls of the restaurant are bare, but there are many slightly lighter rectangular patches, suggesting that all the pictures and other hangings have been recently removed. The room is otherwise bare, apart from a single swinging door, presumably leading to the kitchen, and another door with a toilet sign above it.

There is also a menu on the table, with nothing on it but the name of the restaurant: Déjà Vu.

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Postby xander » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:55 am

> go through the door with the toilet sign above it
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Postby wwarnick » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:57 pm

You are in a small room. The floor is is covered in water stains and dirt. Brown spatter populates the walls. Against the wall to your left is a sink. Next to it are a few broken metal pipes protruding from the wall. There are cracks in the wall around them, suggesting that whatever they were connected to was removed forcefully. Bits of porcelain lay scattered beneath them. They are fresh.
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Postby xander » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:07 pm

> search for petroleum jelly
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Postby wwarnick » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:17 am

You open the cupboard beneath the sink to find a jar of petroleum jelly, a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a knife, a spoon, and a short stack of paper plates.
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Postby LordSturm » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:47 am

> Cover the short stack of paper plates with petroleum jelly and make a desperate attempt to create sparks with the knife and spoon. ( hoping they are metal. )
"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"
"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."
"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."
"Sure you will."
"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby LordSturm » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:08 am

*bump* did i set the barn on fire and make everyone angry? will someone please continue the game? :(
"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"

"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."

"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."

"Sure you will."

"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby Shwart!! » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:36 pm

You bump the narrator, who proceeds to go into a rightous rage. He bans the IP range 1**.***.***.***, in the hope that LordSturm's IP will fall within that range. :P

You try to make sparks using the knife and spoon. However, since it is apparently a low-budget restaurant, the spoons are plastic. Your attempts to make fire are rewarded by a little bit of fatigue, plastic shreds, and two pieces of a cut spoon.

You have:
Petroleum jelly on a stack of plates
A loaf of bread
A jar of peanut butter
A knife
Shreds of plastic
2x Piece of spoon
Small amounts of fatigue

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Postby LordSturm » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:10 am

>Profit?
"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"

"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."

"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."

"Sure you will."

"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"
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Postby Pox » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:55 am

No.

You have:
Petroleum jelly on a stack of plates
A loaf of bread
A jar of peanut butter
A knife
Shreds of plastic
2x Piece of spoon
Small amounts of fatigue
Some dark
Lots of fail

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Postby LordSturm » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:54 am

>Setup shop, in an attempt to... PROFIT?
"Surely you didn't mean to press that button just then did you?"

"No, nor will i disarm the nukes."

"Oh well, I will have my Fighters shoot them down."

"Sure you will."

"Oh NOES, ITS BEEN PATCHED!!!"

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