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Postby Dave2 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:33 pm

What, no IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke yet? I'm disappointed.
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Postby scutum » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:38 pm

In USA, you catch a cold
In Russia, cold catch you!
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Postby NeoThermic » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:40 pm

Dave2 wrote:What, no IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke yet? I'm disappointed.


In soviet russia, the joke dissapoints... me?

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Postby 4Matt » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:42 pm

In Soviet Russia... the joke's on you :)
Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... -- Pres. Merkin Muffley
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Postby NeoThermic » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:29 pm

Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

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Postby xander » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:34 pm

NeoThermic wrote:Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

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And a Royal Flush is what happens to people like the Romanovs.

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Postby NeoThermic » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:38 pm

xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

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And a Royal Flush is what happens to people like the Romanovs.

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Hehe, I wonder how many people will actually get that joke...

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Postby xander » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:42 pm

NeoThermic wrote:
xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

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And a Royal Flush is what happens to people like the Romanovs.

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Hehe, I wonder how many people will actually get that joke...

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Possibly a few more than get my sarcasm pun -- sarcasm is a great big hole made for disposing of Russian nobility.

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Postby NeoThermic » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:22 pm

xander wrote:Possibly a few more than get my sarcasm pun -- sarcasm is a great big hole made for disposing of Russian nobility.

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If you hear a loud groaning noise in the next, uh, 4 hours, that would be me after reading your post.

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Postby MadSeven » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:28 pm

xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:
xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

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And a Royal Flush is what happens to people like the Romanovs.

xander



Hehe, I wonder how many people will actually get that joke...

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Possibly a few more than get my sarcasm pun -- sarcasm is a great big hole made for disposing of Russian nobility.

xander


*grin*...that's not funny...oh well...yes it is..At Yer Nobel Service..
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Postby MadSeven » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:29 pm

xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:
xander wrote:
NeoThermic wrote:Never play poker with a Russian, as in Soviet Russia, a full house means the KGB are in the basement :P

NeoThermic

And a Royal Flush is what happens to people like the Romanovs.

xander



Hehe, I wonder how many people will actually get that joke...

NeoThermic

Possibly a few more than get my sarcasm pun -- sarcasm is a great big hole made for disposing of Russian nobility.

xander


*grin*...that's not funny...oh well...yes it is..At Yer Nobel Service..
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Postby Montyphy » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:48 pm

echo echo
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Postby xander » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:51 pm

Montyphy wrote:echo echo

echo echo

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Postby RedMenace » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:57 pm

Oops, sorry guys, I thought I had my Typhoon on silent-running. :oops:
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Postby 4Matt » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:17 am

RedMenace wrote:Oops, sorry guys, I thought I had my Typhoon on silent-running. :oops:


Damn, Marko Ramius forgot to engage the caterpillar drive again? He's getting old!
Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... -- Pres. Merkin Muffley
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