Survival of the Flattest

[martin]

I hope I ain't the only one seeing the humor in giving advice on how to play a game to one of the game creators in a game that isn't even out yet

we can't help it if we're better than Chris

...

And yes chris, that *is* a direct challenge for a battle when you release the game.

[xander]

So, um... in addition to my own Mac laptop, I volunteer Wendryn's work computer for beta testing. Where do I sign up?

xander

[Feud]

Wow!

I think it's pretty cool how Darwinia's lack of a Fog of War is still being kept, which I highly approve of! Watching the Darwinian's scurry about in the King of the Hill zone while under fire, it reminded me of the expression "herding cats", those little guys are a handful.

My only question is: When can we pre-order!?!

[martin]

So, um... in addition to my own Mac laptop, I volunteer Wendryn's work computer for beta testing. Where do I sign up?

xander

yeah, I volunteer my home computer, my college computer, my laptop, and my brothers laptop... so where do we sign up/when do we sign up?

[Mas Tnega]

Watching the Darwinian's scurry about in the King of the Hill zone while under fire, it reminded me of the expression "herding cats", those little guys are a handful.

You've heard those death screams, right?

My only question is: When can we pre-order!?!

Seconded.

[Shwart!!]

So, um... in addition to my own Mac laptop, I volunteer Wendryn's work computer for beta testing. Where do I sign up?

xander

yeah, I volunteer my home computer, my college computer, my laptop, and my brothers laptop... so where do we sign up/when do we sign up?

I volunteer everything to infinity! Hah!

I absolutely love this game, and I can hardly wait for beta testing...

Shwart!!

[Xocrates]

So, um... in addition to my own Mac laptop, I volunteer Wendryn's work computer for beta testing. Where do I sign up?

xander

yeah, I volunteer my home computer, my college computer, my laptop, and my brothers laptop... so where do we sign up/when do we sign up?

I volunteer everything to infinity! Hah!

I absolutely love this game, and I can hardly wait for beta testing...

Shwart!!

If I don't get to be in the Beta testing for this game I'll...

I'll...

...be very very sad

[BrianBlessed]

If I don't get to be in the Beta testing for this game I'll...

I'll...

...be very very sad

Threaten to self-harm. That can't fail!

[shinygerbil]

IV won't let me beta-test. My graphics card should not exist. It's an abomination.

[bert_the_turtle]

/me wonders whether this uses the same basic network protocol as Defcon...

[martin]

/me wonders whether this uses the same basic network protocol as Defcon...

I think they said that multiwinia would be easier because of experience/code from defcon

...

*retuns to waiting for beta applications*

[Feud]

I volunteer everything to infinity! Hah!

[illustriouschin]

IV won't let me beta-test. My graphics card should not exist. It's an abomination.

dang i got to know what it is.

[torig]

IV won't let me beta-test. My graphics card should not exist. It's an abomination.

dang i got to know what it is.

An old (well, first, really) 3dFX ISA-based card perhaps

[shinygerbil]

Not quite that bad. It's a Radeon IGP 345M.

"Drivers? Nope. Have these second-rate, three-year-old vendor drivers instead. Oh, and don't even think about getting those modded Catalyst drivers; I'm based on a Radeon 7000 chipset, and as such I am incapable of fully understanding complex things like OpenGL."

"3D? Three-what!? Yeah, screw you, pal. I don't do 3D for just anyone. And you don't cut it. Okay, well, you can have 5fps and nothing more, got it? but you'll have to give me more of your system RAM."

"Whut. I didn't just crash; that was your fault. I swear. Go away."

If it could talk, that is what it would say.