Lyric Wars!

[wwarnick]

You say you’re depressed but you’re not
You just like to stay in bed
I don’t need you darling Lorraine

Darling Lorraine - Paul Simon

wwarnick

[Ace Rimmer]

I could say day, and you'd say night
Tell me it's black when I know that it's white
Always the same, it's just a shame that's all


Genesis

[xyzyxx]

Grey's my favorite color
Black and white has never been my thing
I'll take my drink lukewarm now
Hot and cold is not the thing for me

Barlow Girl - "Grey"

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[shinygerbil]

[size=0]Am I doing this right?[/size]

I believe so.

[Ace Rimmer]

Grey's my favorite color
Black and white has never been my thing
I'll take my drink lukewarm now
Hot and cold is not the thing for me

Barlow Girl - "Grey"

[size=0]Am I doing this right?[/size]

It feels like somebody put something Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something Somebody put something

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel out of place, very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think Hey! What's in this drink?

Yes

Ramones - Somebody put something in my drink

[Ace Rimmer]

You could start a Defcon Fansite naming thread and see what people come up with. Might be interesting.

[BrianBlessed]

DEFCON 42? Is that the alert level when all world militaries are only using sharpened flints and sticks?

[KingAl]

Q: Mutually assured destruction?
A: 42



Nah, doesn't work.

[BrianBlessed]

Speaking of Deep Thought......

I am a database and that is all i'll ever be
I am a database straight from redundancy
I am a database and all I do is aim to please
Hey baby wanna happen, please press my primary keys

I am a database, I only speak in SQL
I am a database, communicating through this shell
I am a database and all I do is aim to please
Hey baby wanna happen, please press my primary keys

Huzaah for my collection of bizaare songs.

[KingAl]

So... is that meant to beat Beaujolais?

[BrianBlessed]

A database is unaffected by your mere French wines.

[MrBunsy]

I recon I can trump that for sheer strangeness:

"The league of British bedstead men is marching though the night,
A desperate and dedicated crew,
Under cover of the hedges,
Always keeping out of sight,
For the precious load of bedsteads must get through."

"Oh, the lily ponds of Suffolk,
And the millponds of the west,
Are part of Britain's heritage,
The part we love the best."

-extracted from the League of British Bedstead Men, by Flanders and Swan. Brilliant song, if it had been more modern I bet you it would have been shopping trolleys.

[Captin Fitz]

Ok this is from the mind of Bill Bailey...

"I am Death
A Winged Beast
I am borne on the velvet wings of night
And I'm hungry for a feast
I am the nemesis of the vole
My heart is black as coal
You can kill me with a trowel
I am an owl..."

[lunquewill]

Come on baby, don't fear the reaper

(Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper)

[shinygerbil]

Uhh,

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...