You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...
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You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...
1) The first thing your ally says on ally chat is "Are you any good?"
2) Your ally sets up all his units then 30 seconds before Defcon 3 asks: "Plan?"
3) While waiting for a 4th in the lobby, a player says "Add a CPU!"
4) Your ally prefers blue ...
5) Your ally has no colour preference, but does not know how to change colours ...
Feel free to add your own.
2) Your ally sets up all his units then 30 seconds before Defcon 3 asks: "Plan?"
3) While waiting for a 4th in the lobby, a player says "Add a CPU!"
4) Your ally prefers blue ...
5) Your ally has no colour preference, but does not know how to change colours ...
Feel free to add your own.
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Re: You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...
-- Tobias -- wrote:1) The first thing your ally says on ally chat is "Are you any good?"
2) You set up all your units and 30 seconds before Defcon 3 your ally asks: "Plan?"
3) While waiting for a 4th in the lobby, a player says "Add a CPU!"
4) Your ally prefers blue ...
5) Your ally has no colour preference, but does not know how to change colours ...
Fell free to add your own.
6) A couple minutes after defcon 3 you notice the subs your ally is sneaking under enemy territory precariously starts pinging.
btw you should omit 4, I don't have a problem with blue, you all have horrible monitors. also my ocean is set to black.
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AIRburst95 wrote:[6) A couple minutes after defcon 3 you notice the subs your ally is sneaking under enemy territory precariously starts pinging.
Yes! "Hey, are they your subs under Africa?" wtf!
kudayta wrote:7) He argues with you when you tell him not to put silos or airbases in radar range.
LOL. That's good!
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Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).
Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partner says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.
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Blackbeard wrote:Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).
Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.
Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky.
Vorsprung durch Kraft - Triebwerke saugen - Präzisionsarbeit... Schubdüse.
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Schubdüse wrote:Blackbeard wrote:Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).
Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.
Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky.
Hehe, MOR could put: "Loli where you been?". "Sorry, went next door to water the garden and feed the fish" (true story ).
Blackbeard wrote:Schubdüse wrote:Blackbeard wrote:Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).
Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.
Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky.
Hehe, MOR could put: "Loli where you been?". "Sorry, went next door to water the garden and feed the fish" (true story ).
I hate to say it: Good old days.
We should reactivate all old player-(I would even pay to bring back Nightwatch and Why?)-and perform one last big tourney peppered with trusted fresh meat....
I would even accept "friendly void".
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10) when your ally says : "dont' worry i'm pretty good at this game, do some 3 subs group..."
11) when your ally says to opponent : "i warn you, i'm a real agressive player"
12) when you're russia between europa and asia and your ally is SA (works for i am Europa agsint Africa and russia)
13) when your ally is Tom-Busch US
14) when your ally has discussion about transexuality before starting the game (you could be very fucked)
15) when your/your ally's ping is up to 360.
16) When your ally chase battlships only with aerial fighters
11) when your ally says to opponent : "i warn you, i'm a real agressive player"
12) when you're russia between europa and asia and your ally is SA (works for i am Europa agsint Africa and russia)
13) when your ally is Tom-Busch US
14) when your ally has discussion about transexuality before starting the game (you could be very fucked)
15) when your/your ally's ping is up to 360.
16) When your ally chase battlships only with aerial fighters
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