I dunno

was working last night and thought, wouldn't it be nice if defcon had weather patterns, maybe moving cloud formations over the globe, i started thinking of tactical ideas for this like not being able to see/target units in fog or heavy cloud areas, even lightening taking out aerial units if you ventured in too deep but then i thought blah, just some pretty cloud whisps flying over the globe slowly would do, maybe with a fake weather report or too for each continent...i would find this quite humourous myself...
e.g. USSR is losing a 3 player game and the weather system bot sees this score and pops in the chat box that it will be dark gloomy days over USSR followed by heavy rain and cold winds
Oooo or maybe even commentary bots

fixed with a large number of commentary comments directed at continents. Seeing how defcon is obviously a spectators game (nearly said sport, lol)