Postby xander » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:14 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hijacking. I have placed a bomb in this thread, which is controlled by this deadman's switch that you see in my hand. If anything happens to me, the entire thread goes up, taking all of you with me. If you do as I say, everybody lives. Mess with me, or try anything stupid, and I blow your face off. Now, I want you to fly this thread to Havana, in Cuba. Do not attempt to divert to any other location---I will know. Once we are in Havana, my associates and I will debark the thread, and you will be free to take off and fly to any other location that you desire. Are we clear?
xander