So I went in to the GCD and had him arrested for Llama tampering.
I timed it so I was logging in just as he was being arrested, but it seems that even during his arrest he managed to foil me by disconnecting me from the server two nanoseconds after logging in.
I know the game isn't coded to respond to this stuff, but I'd love to see out-of-the-box thinking like that be rewarded: more social engineering aspects and such.

