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Postby Deepsmeg » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:53 am

1) Get some tights, and a shotgun
2) Put tights over head, and carry gun. NOTE: It is VITAL that you do that the right way round, and do not wear the gun, whilst holding the tights.
3) Ensure the gun is pointing the right way. The holes should point AWAY from you
4) Walk into the bank
5) Go to a cashier
6) Say "Put money into a bag, and give me it"
7) WAIT FOR THE MONEY
8) Take the money
9) Leggit!!!
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Postby BlueScreen » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:38 am

lol,

one question,

where did the bag come from?
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Postby Garret » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:37 am

that plan obviously relies upon the particular member of staff posessing a bag behind the counter.
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Postby supererman » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:08 am

dude! who the writer of this guid is a geunus(hooked on phonix is badder then it sayed it was) i tried it and it worked!.......hold up someone is flashing some red/blue lights through my window....... *knock at the door*.......*really loud knock at the door*.... *door falls in*....... *supererman assumes the position*....*supererman gets kicked a few times*  *cops find bag* ... *cops take bag*.....*cops shoot supererman and sprinkle white powdery substance on him*..... *cops walk out laughing*.... allright this is gay ill stop..lol....
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Postby Deepsmeg » Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:31 pm

I got pissed off with the people asking how to rob banks...
So I told them...
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Postby ryan180uk » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:03 pm

all you have top do to rob banks i disable all the securtiy and delete all the logs when i did this i didnt get traced at all
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Postby firestorm407 » Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:24 pm

BUT, exactly how to disable the security? Is it easy?
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:45 pm

Quote: from ryan180uk on 1:03 pm on Mar. 21, 2004[br]all you have top do to rob banks i disable all the securtiy and delete all the logs when i did this i didnt get traced at all

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Postby Pseudo 5124 » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:52 pm

i hav another way.

o wait it was a joke, lol

im not really that stupid i did get it the first time
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Postby rubixkubix » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:55 pm

fuck robbing banks go to your gateway or dl a gateway then edit the file to being -1000000000 and then buy the gateway and then you get all that cash for free much easier.

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