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Postby 70M » Thu Jun 12, 2003 9:42 pm

Yo ppl, anyone of u know were to steal good n usefull software? u can tell it in ere
the only place were i know is in the service machine (sry for bad english lol) u can steal a agents list there
ThE FuTuRe Is NoW
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Postby TechnoGoth » Thu Jun 12, 2003 9:53 pm

You can't there is software in the game that you can steal.
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Postby shaketheearth » Thu Jun 12, 2003 10:32 pm

What you found is the only thing you can get.
You can get Faith and Revelation later on.
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Postby RandyTtob » Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:23 am

Maybe maybe not it all really depends
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jun 13, 2003 9:28 am

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (tproc edition - v3.2)

Directed to: RandyTtob

You are a: (check all that apply)
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[  ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
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In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
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[  ] *plonk*
[  ] Most of the above
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[  ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
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Postby RandyTtob » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:04 am

LOL oh i love that lol im a idiot lol im not denyin that but to be technical i do have an idea bout the topic at hand an it has not been pointed out for me before NOT ONCE so u needa learn what u talkin bout for u fill out yer fancy pants form but ya know what imma let this go im not gonna get ticked over a lil form
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Postby RandyTtob » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:06 am

Iwas sayin maybe maybe not ABOUT GETTN FAITH AN REVALATION AS TO THFACT SOME COULD MESS IT UP

(Edited by RandyTtob at 11:07 am on June 13, 2003)
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:41 pm

Will you speak english so I can understand you?
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Postby RandyTtob » Fri Jun 13, 2003 4:38 pm

If i was from england i would but im from america so i shall speak myu native language that bein american
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:03 pm

Well I'm sorry if I'm wrong but to my knowledge in 'american' 'bein' is spelt being, 'i' is capatalised, 'Iwas' is two words 'an' isn't the same as and

Those are to name but a few of your errors
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Postby microHack » Fri Jun 13, 2003 6:28 pm

While it's true that so-called 'American English' is different from 'UK English', it's not THAT different!

Speak English.
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Give me a hand with this phone book."
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Postby Sheepish » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:03 pm

Im amazed people take time to fill out forms like that...
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:13 pm

Sheepish, we use an automatic form generator

Take about a minute
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Postby AgentJester818 » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:13 pm

:Kicks Bob in the head, just because:
I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! I've got mail! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!My attempt at a website: www.geocities.com/whatsanemail818
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jun 13, 2003 8:51 pm

What the HELL was the point in that post

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