A real academic database

[nightmare]

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


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nightmare ...

[Dezmond]

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


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nightmare ...

OMFG...

Well all you have to do is first learn to speak properly with words and grammar, not to mention the basics of english (which you clearly haven't yet grasped). And then you have to go and play Uplink for many many years until you are older, more mature and actually have a sense of rationality.

*sighs* I think you may have mistaken the point of this community. Uplink is a game, not an ultra-realistic simulator in any sense of the word.

nightmare... a somewhat apt name.

Good time to lock the topic, methinks...

[Blasted heath]

Something tells me Icepick wouldn't care if this guy was flamed.

[edd8990]

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nightmare ...

DUDE J00 L4MZ0R

Sums it up methinks.

[Babylon5]

Something tells me Icepick wouldn't care if this guy was flamed.

I was gonna put a pic on, then remembered Icepick, but now i will:



I'm sorry, Icepick, I really am, but it had to be done.

Well, it would appear no matter what i do, my image aint playing along so i'll link: http://www.freewebs.com/reznorator/stfu_n00b.jpg

[Mr. Roboto]

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


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nightmare ...

Before you sit by your computer waiting for an answer, you need to know a few important things:

1. We're not hackers. We just play a game we love a lot.
2. This is not a hacker's forum, which explains the nukes going up your butt. There are real hackers with real forums elsewhere. Search the net!
3. If we realy were hackers, we wouldn't be wasting our time on lame-0 noobs like you. We would have better things to do... like hack academic databases.

[xMs]

*Head falls into hands*

[vinsanity]

nightmare, as everyone else has said, nobody on this forum will help you out here.

here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?

and if you want to do it properly and effectively, your best chance would be to spend a LOT of time, years, learning about computer security first. And in the time it would take you to gain the sufficient knowledge, you could have already completed whatever degree it is you wish to add (i assume) to your academic record.

so basically what i'm sayin is slap yourself.

[xMs]

here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?

Well connecting to it could be as simple as going to a webpage.
I'm being picky. And your not specific.

[ruhoward]

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


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nightmare ...

You can just use Uplink. Find the IP address of the academic database and enter it into Uplink, and make sure you have all the necessary tools.
Connect to it and hack all you want.

[xyzyxx]

You can just use Uplink. Find the IP address of the academic database and enter it into Uplink, and make sure you have all the necessary tools.
Connect to it and hack all you want.

This is the response that should be used next time someone posts something like this here.

Just use the Uplink hacking tool, and <insert instructions for hacking in-game database>

[Deepsmeg]

here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?

Well connecting to it could be as simple as going to a webpage.
I'm being picky. And your not specific.

"you're". I'm being pedantic.

As for the original question...

[Mas Tnega]

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??

Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment

[Babylon5]

Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment

Perfect. Just perfect.

[Dezmond]

Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment

Really.
If you could weigh sarcasm, I think that might just be enough to break your back. Lovely stuff.