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A real academic database

Postby nightmare » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:24 pm

Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


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reply 2 me first. :?


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Re: A real academic database

Postby Dezmond » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:47 pm

nightmare wrote:Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


nightmare is on the first waiting list



reply 2 me first. :?


nightmare :?: ...


OMFG...

Well all you have to do is first learn to speak properly with words and grammar, not to mention the basics of english (which you clearly haven't yet grasped). And then you have to go and play Uplink for many many years until you are older, more mature and actually have a sense of rationality.

*sighs* I think you may have mistaken the point of this community. Uplink is a game, not an ultra-realistic simulator in any sense of the word.

nightmare... a somewhat apt name.

Good time to lock the topic, methinks...
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Postby Blasted heath » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:47 pm

Something tells me Icepick wouldn't care if this guy was flamed.
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Re: A real academic database

Postby edd8990 » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:55 pm

nightmare wrote:Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


nightmare is on the first waiting list



reply 2 me first. :?


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DUDE J00 L4MZ0R

Sums it up methinks.
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Postby Babylon5 » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:00 pm

Blasted heath wrote:Something tells me Icepick wouldn't care if this guy was flamed.


I was gonna put a pic on, then remembered Icepick, but now i will:

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I'm sorry, Icepick, I really am, but it had to be done.

Well, it would appear no matter what i do, my image aint playing along so i'll link: http://www.freewebs.com/reznorator/stfu_n00b.jpg
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Re: A real academic database

Postby Mr. Roboto » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:02 pm

nightmare wrote:Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


nightmare is on the first waiting list



reply 2 me first. :?


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Before you sit by your computer waiting for an answer, you need to know a few important things:
  1. We're not hackers. We just play a game we love a lot.
  2. This is not a hacker's forum, which explains the nukes going up your butt. There are real hackers with real forums elsewhere. Search the net!
  3. If we realy were hackers, we wouldn't be wasting our time on lame-0 noobs like you. We would have better things to do... like hack academic databases.

:P
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Postby xMs » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:03 pm

*Head falls into hands*
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Postby vinsanity » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:26 am

nightmare, as everyone else has said, nobody on this forum will help you out here.

here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?

and if you want to do it properly and effectively, your best chance would be to spend a LOT of time, years, learning about computer security first. And in the time it would take you to gain the sufficient knowledge, you could have already completed whatever degree it is you wish to add (i assume) to your academic record.

so basically what i'm sayin is slap yourself.
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Postby xMs » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:09 am

vinsanity wrote:
here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?



Well connecting to it could be as simple as going to a webpage. :P
I'm being picky. And your not specific.
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Re: A real academic database

Postby ruhoward » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:54 pm

nightmare wrote:Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??


If you know please reply.


nightmare is on the first waiting list



reply 2 me first. :?


nightmare :?: ...


You can just use Uplink. Find the IP address of the academic database and enter it into Uplink, and make sure you have all the necessary tools.
Connect to it and hack all you want. :wink:
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Re: A real academic database

Postby xyzyxx » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:40 pm

ruhoward wrote:You can just use Uplink. Find the IP address of the academic database and enter it into Uplink, and make sure you have all the necessary tools.
Connect to it and hack all you want. :wink:
This is the response that should be used next time someone posts something like this here.

Just use the Uplink hacking tool, and <insert instructions for hacking in-game database>


8) :) :P :roll:
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Postby Deepsmeg » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:22 pm

xMs wrote:
vinsanity wrote:
here is how you would go about doing this:
FIND an actual academic database.
remotely connect to it.
change what you want to change.
get caught.
go to jail.

sounds fun, hey?



Well connecting to it could be as simple as going to a webpage. :P
I'm being picky. And your not specific.

"you're". I'm being pedantic.

As for the original question...
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Re: A real academic database

Postby Mas Tnega » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:53 pm

nightmare wrote:Does any1 know how2 hack a real academic database??
Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment
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Re: A real academic database

Postby Babylon5 » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:06 pm

Mas Tnega wrote:Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment


Perfect. Just perfect.
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Postby Dezmond » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:59 pm

Certainly do!

Bounce your way to the Real Academic Database, and use your real password breaker to gain real access. Enter the real search menu and enter the real name you've been given. When it comes up, enter or change the relevant real qualification. As a real guide, if it says add a real qualification, put it in the real bottom box (Other Real Qualifications) and if it says Real University degree put it in the real second box (Real Graduate Qualifications). When you've made the real changes, click the real commit button. Then simply send a real reply email to receive your real payment
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