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Postby xMs » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:25 pm

To say when someone asks you how you got to be disabled,

1."I angered a magician."

2. "I could be able-bodied, but I'm just way too lazy."

3. "My father is also my brother."

4. "I was born and raised in a laboratory by an evil genetic scientist."

5. "This is what happens if you spend too much time on your Playstation."

6. "I was trying to get a kitten down from a tree."

7. "Sir, you insult me - but thank you for paying attention to me, it means so much."

8. "Actually there is nothing wrong with me, I'm one of a new emerging species."

9. "I was a contestant on Cheggers Plays Pop and bounced too high on the inflatable."

10. "I was Glenn Hoddle in a former life."

Heh' thought it was worth a giggle! :P
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Postby Flamekebab » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:32 pm

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Postby ruhoward » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:22 pm

#3 :lol:

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