Toby. The Wabbit.

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Toby. The Wabbit.

Postby xMs » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:13 pm

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on November 6th, 2006 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

Unfortunately, on November 6th, 2006, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I sell 100,00 copies of my book, Save Toby: Only you have the power to save toby. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by purchasing the book online at Amazon.com, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.


Ha. I personally found the hatemail, rather funny.
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Postby SoftICE » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:45 am

Absulotly not funny.
Well, a bit. :)

Save Him !
Asleep in your arms I'm drifting
I'm falling in sorrow
Dead to the world you left me
In footsteps I follow
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Postby Darksun » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:48 am

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Postby camman977 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:49 am

i don't think they will kill him, grown too attached by now.
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Postby Mr. Roboto » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:03 pm

Good thing this threat is false 'cause it's just sick.

Of course, it could be worse. Toby could have been hunted down by the person in this song.
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Postby ruhoward » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:33 pm

what does selling books have anything to do with the rabbit? this guy should kill himself instead.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:22 am

Congratulations, you're the target audience of the site.
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Postby ruhoward » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:40 am

heh, what site? what audience?

edit: oh i see, did you mean savetoby.com? that's a great site, don't you think? :lol:
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Postby LLamaBoy » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:19 pm

I seem to remember seeing this about 4 months ago, when he was scheduled to be killed sometime in May 2005.
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Postby ruhoward » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:29 pm

I've got a few far better recipes.

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