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Saudi Arabia, anyone?

Postby FrostShard » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:23 pm

Heh.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over there. In the asbestos jumpsuit.
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Postby Blasted heath » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:54 pm

A king in ye olde times was obvoiously pissed off at a woman who hit his car when attempting to park.

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Can I join you in that jumpsuit, or, if possible, a second, FrostShard?
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Postby ReflectingGod » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:02 am

Heh, I'd say the Saudi's have got it right for once, the roads must be much safer over there...
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Postby DJ_Velocity » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:48 am

Hahaha! Over here (Vancouver, BC) the only bad drivers we have are east indians. People complain about the asians but they haven't caused half the damage that the east indians have. I can just see the head of ICBC now...



C.E.O. ICBC: Johnson... give me the numbers...

Johnson: 5693 East Indian... 2412 Asian... 300 Caucasian... 2 Black

C.E.O. ICBC: Damb it Johnson! I need answers, not figures!

Johnson: But sir...

C.E.O. ICBC: Johnson!

Johnson: Yes sir?

C.E.O. ICBC: We need to cut a group... we've spent far too much on car insurence claims this year... what do you think?

Johnson: Well... I've always hated black people...

C.E.O. ICBC: Great Georga peaches!

Johnson: I'm sorry sir... that was racist

C.E.O. ICBC: No Johson... it was ethnically demeaning and slanderous... I love it

[Akmir Tinjindermeet walks in]

[East Indian accent]

Akmir: I'd like to report a fatal accident... but I want you to know, I didnt hit the blind lady and her dog... MUHATMA... she hit me! I'm going to need some compensation... cash will be fine


haha, so theres my script. retarded, but in my eyes, somewhat realistic
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Postby FrostShard » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:25 pm

Blasted heath wrote:A king in ye olde times was obviously pissed off at a woman who hit his car when attempting to park.

>.>
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Can I join you in that jumpsuit, or, if possible, a second, FrostShard?


Hmm... I think it's worth forking out for a second.

Nothing personal, you're just not my type.

Well... gender. :P
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Postby doormat » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:55 pm

Just so long as they don't drive, eh Frostshard? :P
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Postby Blasted heath » Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:57 pm

FrostShard wrote:
Blasted heath wrote:A king in ye olde times was obviously pissed off at a woman who hit his car when attempting to park.

>.>
<.<
Can I join you in that jumpsuit, or, if possible, a second, FrostShard?


Hmm... I think it's worth forking out for a second.

Nothing personal, you're just not my type.

Well... gender. :P


Rejected... I can't live with myself now. :(

(How can you live with yourself now that you've made me feel like this?)
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Postby FrostShard » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:19 pm

Well, it's difficult, but I find that if I do my best to just keep life in perspective, see the big picture, take things one step at a time, and start each day with an evil cackle, I can almost get by. :wink:
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Postby exosyphen » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:11 am

Woot!
Women are still not allowed to drive is SA?

I am not against women and east indians. But they should remove the road signs and let the problem handle itself.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:37 pm

Meanwhile back in the West:

"We interrupt this exciting coverage of paint dryi - uh, Big Brother to report that there has been multiple 23 car pile ups across the world."
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Postby FrostShard » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:19 pm

People.

Talking.

In cardboard boxes.


The British entertainment industry at its finest.

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Postby doormat » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:57 pm

No, the 3 hour programs dedicated to analysing the people talking in cardboard boxes on E4 are the British entertainment industry at it's finest. :P

Or the "100 greatest (Celebrity) Cardboard-box conversations" :wink:
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