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Random thought of the day

Postby Deepsmeg » Tue May 24, 2005 4:49 pm

Where does vegetable oil come from?
Crushed vegetable extracts.




Where does rapeseed oil come from?
Crushed rapeseed.




Where does sunflower oil come from?
Crushed sunflower seeds.




Where does olive oil come from?
Crushed olives.




Where does baby oil come from?
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Re: Random thought of the day

Postby ShadowWarrior » Tue May 24, 2005 4:54 pm

Deepsmeg wrote:*Blabla*
Where does baby oil come from?


Duh, crushed babies? :shock:
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Postby FrostShard » Tue May 24, 2005 5:25 pm

[I have a horrible feeling I'm about to spell "omelettes" wrong about twelve times. Oh well.]

In a similar vein...

What do they put in cheese omelettes?
They put cheese in cheese omelettes.


What do they put in onion omelettes?
They put onion in onion omelettes.


What do they put in bacon omelettes?
They put bacon in bacon omelettes.


What the hell do they put in spanish omelettes?
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Postby Mas Tnega » Tue May 24, 2005 5:50 pm

They put spanish in spanish omlettes

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