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Postby doormat » Wed May 18, 2005 12:05 am

That's an image, edd8990, or something like that.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Postby Weeman » Wed May 25, 2005 9:08 pm

A black man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender, who
is white, turns to him and says 'Coloured people are not allowed
here."

>The black man turned on him and said:

>"When I was born I was black,"

>"When I grew up I was black,"

>"When I'm sick I'm black,"

>"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

>"When I'm cold I'm black,"

>"When I die I'll be black."

>"But you sir..."

>"When you're born you're pink,"

>"When you grow up you're white,"

>"When you're sick, you're green,"

>"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

>"When you're cold you turn blue,"

>"And when you die you turn purple."

>"And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!"

>The black man then stood and watched as the white man got his beer.


I got this joke in my mail.. apparently it's to stop racism.. It was "in" my Ctrl + V so i thought I'd show it to you :P
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Postby ShadowWarrior » Fri May 27, 2005 12:19 pm

sclerosis

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Postby Montyphy » Fri May 27, 2005 12:48 pm

243.11.85.187
104.108.17.89
78.2.61.11
133.8.5.120
243.237.249.220

meow :wink:
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Postby Weeman » Fri May 27, 2005 3:47 pm

Press [~] while playing the game to bring up the console, and then enter one of the following codes: Use the ' button if you have a European keyboard.


Guess I'm busted :D hahah
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Postby Ebola » Fri May 27, 2005 10:28 pm

LSD is synthesized from lysergic acid and is sensitive to oxygen, ultraviolet light, and chlorine, especially in solution.
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Postby FrostShard » Fri May 27, 2005 11:30 pm

What? Especially in solution? IN SOLUTION??

THE HORROR!


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Postby Ebola » Sat May 28, 2005 1:06 pm

Yes, it'll be less susceptible in its crystal form, so you have to be very careful with the liquid after you've made it. Tap water could be a killer, and you might want to mix it with Vitamin C which would act as an antioxidant. :roll:
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Postby FrostShard » Sat May 28, 2005 2:07 pm

Hmm. Yes.

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Postby Crill3 » Sat May 28, 2005 3:40 pm

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