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Postby Me300 » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:25 am

Boy, I sure love this recent wave of IRC trolls we have been getting as of late.
<D-L> well, got bullied badly, did you?
<Me300>nope, try again.
<D-L> take the piss out your mom?
<Me300>sorry, that isn't it.
<D-L> dad, still around?
<Me300> you aren't gonna hit a soft spot
<D-L> or is another prick like you?
<Me300> omfg?
<Me300> usux?
<Me300> lolol?
<D-L> yep, you're showing what a true fucking PRICK you are,,further and on and on
<Me300> nope, he's a fine upstanding individuaal, unlike yourself
<D-L> me300, where is your mom?
<D-L> is she dead?
<Me300> nope
<D-L> did she die?
<Me300> she's in her bedroom, with my dad
<D-L> a soft spot? I'm asking if she died?
<D-L> people like you act the way you do, when moms die
<Me300> nope, she didn't die at all
<D-L> or maybe daddy died?
<Me300> and people like me act the way we do, when people like you, are dickheads and won't listen to other people's advice
<Me300> nope, daddy didn't die either
<D-L> me300, you got kicked about didn't you
<Me300> nope, wasn't beat or abused as a chiled
<Me300> wasn't bullied either
<D-L> lying
<D-L> you're a liar
<Me300> in fact, i've always been in the popular crowd at school
<Me300> and i got a date next saturday night with one of the hottest girls in my school
<Me300> nope, not a liar either
<D-L> dad and mom maybe still kicking, but I can quite be certain that you're one of the school pricks
<D-L> a hot date??
<D-L> hahahah
<Me300> well, you did call me there, if i'm not in the best of moods, i can be a prick to certain people at school
<Me300> but everyone knows it is all in good fun
<D-L> me300, if someone like you can score nice looking girls and be popular at the same time, you've ascertained for me, what kind of fucking place you live in
<D-L> and the fact you're at school reflects, that you are a kid, and a very stupid one
<Me300> nope, senior in HS
<D-L> yes, you leave when you're 16
<D-L> you're still under than, I imagine
<D-L> that
<Me300> not here in America
<D-L> well?
<Me300> in america it is 18
<D-L> AMERICA
<D-L> AHHAHAHA
<D-L> NOW THAT EXPLAINS IT
<D-L> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Me300> here, i got a picture you might like, shows me and my friends
<Me300> http://www.hektiksniper.net/dave2/
<Me300> dave2 is from america too
<Me300> as you can see, none of us look like pricks
<D-L> dave is almost a big a prick as you!
<Me300> ok?
<Me300> did you look at that pic?
<D-L> I'm sorry, we're laughing
<D-L> what the fuck is that!!!!!!
<D-L> are you the one in the top right?
<Me300> omfg it am goatse!!!!1
<Me300> i thought you might enjoy it
<D-L> if thay is you, you look as stupid as you appear in the words
<Me300> give you some wank off material
<D-L> over your dad?
<D-L> thats your old man?
<Me300> that is noone
<D-L> whoever, the fact you chose to show me this, did you no favours
<D-L> you are one ugly fucking freaky looking boy
<D-L> and gay looking
<D-L> well, prick...you've entertained for long enough..hopefully you'll end up dead sooner than later..do the world a favour
<Me300> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/ ... 42b01a.jpg
<Me300> there, if you really must know, that is me and my girlfriend
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Postby doormat » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:19 pm

God. What channel is that?

We should have a short inteligence test during registrations. Fail, and be bannished forever. :lol:

P.S. - Does your girlfriend know you send her photo to wiedos as "wank-off material"? :shock: :lol:
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Postby Deepsmeg » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:54 pm

Dave2's from America?
Since when?
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Postby Darksun » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:56 pm

Also, Dave2 is from England not America
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Postby Iris » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:20 pm

DAVE2 IS FROM AMERICA?!?!?!
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Postby Banker » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:25 pm

Fuck.. I gotta agree with you being a sick fucked up individual..
Not reading all the shit you posted I first clicked the lowest pic and did see your ugly self and your gf.. Didnt read all the shit and thought it would be safe to click the other one too..
And that was fuckin sick.
So yeah, I agree with the guy, you're a sick fuck.
And this soldified my belief even more that you need to get your ugly ass down to Iraq and get yourself fuckin killed. :evil:
You better hope we never meet, I may be "insultive" on here but this is the first time Im truly pissed off..

And how did you get a chick like that with your face?
Tell the truth, she's an escort girl right? :lol:
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Postby Mas Tnega » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:05 pm

Only waves on IRC? Well, I guess that's true. The forum ones aren't so much waves as regular posters.

Banker: Physical attraction is usually nothing more than something that causes someone to be interested in getting to know someone else. It's not THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A GIRL™. If you've got great looks, good for you, because there's fuck all else going for you.
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Postby doormat » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:14 pm

Yeah, she scrubs up well, Me300. It's a formal event, so she probably spent the prior 2 days sorting her makup, outfit and flash-dieting, so as not to look bad next to a DJ'd boyfriend. Girls do that.

Well 'cept yours, Banker. She just gets wasted and fucks with your PC. :lol:

I bet when your girlfriend wants to put a fragrance on, she uses the posh deodorant!

(Hey Me300: your photo gallery says "Viper driver"! You just dreaming or is the attractive blonde even easier to explain? :wink: )
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Postby Banker » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:56 pm

Mas Tnega wrote:Only waves on IRC? Well, I guess that's true. The forum ones aren't so much waves as regular posters.

Banker: Physical attraction is usually nothing more than something that causes someone to be interested in getting to know someone else. It's not THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A GIRL™.


No shit?
You dumb too, I wasnt saying the only way is through looking good. Just that looking REPULSIVE, makes it hard.

If you've got great looks, good for you, because there's fuck all else going for you.


Really?
It's good to know that you know everything about me, so I can just ask you about me whenever I need to know something then instead of relying on what I know about myself.
After all, you know me so well right? :roll:


lmao @ doormat, man, you need not worry about my gf's..
I bet you never had one anyways. :)
And the girl that posted here, as Ive explained, is NOT my gf..
We just fuck and hang out now and then.
I know you're a stranger to both of those things, but still, dont worry, about her or any girl Ive been with or will be with.

Worry about getting one of your own first friend... :lol:
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Postby Mas Tnega » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:47 pm

Banker wrote:
Banker: Physical attraction is usually nothing more than something that causes someone to be interested in getting to know someone else. It's not THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A GIRL™.


No shit?
You dumb too, I wasnt saying the only way is through looking good. Just that looking REPULSIVE, makes it hard.
Not nearly as much as being repulsive.

If you've got great looks, good for you, because there's fuck all else going for you.


Really?
It's good to know that you know everything about me, so I can just ask you about me whenever I need to know something then instead of relying on what I know about myself.
After all, you know me so well right? :roll:
You don't seem too shy to jump to your own conclusions about other people yourself. Granted, I don't know if you own a pretty car or have a lot of money, but you're still pretty dispicable.

And the girl that posted here, as Ive explained, is NOT my gf..
We just fuck and hang out now and then.
Does she always have to be fucked in the head too whenever she does either?
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Postby Me300 » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:37 pm

doormat wrote:Yeah, she scrubs up well, Me300. It's a formal event, so she probably spent the prior 2 days sorting her makup, outfit and flash-dieting, so as not to look bad next to a DJ'd boyfriend. Girls do that.


(Hey Me300: your photo gallery says "Viper driver"! You just dreaming or is the attractive blonde even easier to explain? :wink: )


Thanks, and actually, she normally weighs less than 110, so she doesn't diet at all, and she is always way better than I am.
And as for my photobucket name, my friends and I had a nice little war going on Falcon 4.0 over my LAN when I set up my account. I figured that my callsign on the game was as good as any user name, so I used it.
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Postby einstein » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:47 pm

Me300 - why do you have a "date" with one of the prettiest girls in the school if you have a girlfriend?

Forgive me if your date is WITH your girlfriend... it just seems odd language to use when refering to going out with your girlfriend "a date" - maybe this is a UK v US culture issue! But if i were talking about going out on a saturday night with my girl (well boy) friend... i'd say something along the lines of "i'm going out with my girlfriend" not i'm going on a "date with my girlfriend"
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Postby doormat » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:59 pm

I didn't see where he said that, and I dont know what Me300 thinks about it, but yeah, in the UK we do say that we are "going on a date" with people we're already involved with. I know I do. When I take my girlfriend (when I've got one) to a resturant or a movie, it's a "date".

In fact, I can't remember using the word for anything else. If you're not in a romatic relationship already, a drink is just... well, a drink.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Postby Me300 » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:41 am

einstein wrote:Me300 - why do you have a "date" with one of the prettiest girls in the school if you have a girlfriend?

Forgive me if your date is WITH your girlfriend... it just seems odd language to use when refering to going out with your girlfriend "a date" - maybe this is a UK v US culture issue! But if i were talking about going out on a saturday night with my girl (well boy) friend... i'd say something along the lines of "i'm going out with my girlfriend" not i'm going on a "date with my girlfriend"


It is probably just a UK v Oklahoma thing.
And as far as the goatse thing went, Dave2 was in the channel and he suggested that I send him the goatse link. I said that Dave2 was from America to make the guy believe me.
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Postby Stewsburntmonkey » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:54 am

Even in the US you would generally only say I've got a date with someone on such and such day if you were just starting to go out with them. Otherwise you generally see them nearly everyday and while you may go out to dinner or something as a special date you would generally not say it as such. :)

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