Doctor: Ok now ill just put my surgical gloves on
(puts his hands in a box)
...Hmmm...thats strange. These dont feel like gloves at all, they feel like used needles. But this is where I always keep the gloves..Hmmm...maybe if I dig deeper. Nope just more used needles.
(pull out his arm covered in needles)
Doctor: Now I'm convinced this isn't where I keep the gloves.
(He collapses)