Are you still with your girlfriend?", as I don't recall having one.
God, I don't know, but I think I can kill people if they ask me that question from obvious reasons.
The computer is NOT yours", as I hear it every time I tell someone to go use the other computer when I'm busy abusing the internet.
Since I have only 1 computer in my house, I have serious problems with that.
I hate that sentence, also.