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Postby Superpig » Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:51 pm

Mas Tnega wrote:Never bothered to watch one, I can't see the attraction in watching two people fuck. I think the view of what I'd want to see gets obscured somewhat.


Wow, Mas.... you need to shop around a bit! There's a whole world of pornography out there besides straight-up sex, and it's just waiting for you! For example, lesbians! Just waiting for you!
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Postby Mas Tnega » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:09 am

There's still nothing I'd want to see, they still obscure each other!
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Postby Riddla » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:18 am

I was about, probably 13-ish, and it was fkin great! But I agree with Mas, porn is slightly pointless and not really what you want to see (when what you want to see is from the 1st person perspective :wink: ), and it loses a great deal of its attraction over time.
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Postby Wishmaster » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:12 pm

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I was about, probably 13-ish, and it was fkin great! But I agree with Mas, porn is slightly pointless and not really what you want to see (when what you want to see is from the 1st person perspective ), and it loses a great deal of its attraction over time.



Well, then all you need to do is to buy (or DL) Gauge's Threesome. That has loads of great 1st person perspectives in it!

My first time was when I was 11........... :D
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Postby Darkshine » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:17 pm

Sigh, the american lettering classification confuses me. what's wrong with just putting the age as the classification, like us? (U,PG-13,15,18)
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Postby Orillion » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:30 pm

I first watched porn when I was 14...I hated it. I really did. It was so emberassing. Not because of the sex, but because of the poor production values and horrible acting. It was like "Yeah, we need to save humanity from the biggest threat ever. How? SEX". Besides, sex in porn is nothing like reality. It doesn't last, like, half an hour in reality...
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Postby ender » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:46 pm

Well that depends man.....

And yeah porn gets old BUT if you think about it some porn like i dunno say a hot girl table dancin n whotnot, ie nikki tyler, im guessing thats a pornstar name.....anyway this can be quite entertaining...

but i do agree with the lame voice acting etc its like resident evil (the playstation version)

Like "Oh look, its my huge trousersnake"
"oh yeah....woops i slipped and it went in my mouth"

But then again porn is about sex not acting
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Postby Starfyre » Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:06 pm

Iris still never answered her own question :roll:
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Postby Iris » Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:47 pm

Starfyre wrote:Iris still never answered her own question :roll:

you're asking me? when i was 15. and wow, did my eyes pop. :shock:
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Postby Flamekebab » Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:51 pm

Sounds like someone watched sex commandos or whatever it was called, heh.

I just watched plain porn, no story. Although I agree that stories in porn movies are just pointless.
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Postby Orillion » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:24 pm

I think it was called "Jenna's in a fix". ROFL
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Postby Raistlin » Sat Apr 10, 2004 5:27 am

Starfyre wrote:Um, Iris, you started it, you answer it... :twisted:

Haha. Good one.

Anyway, 9-10 for me.

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Postby Rkiver » Sat Apr 10, 2004 6:19 am

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Thank you, and what do you mean not in Tennessee? Why are you hanging out with all these young people Miah?


you are 17. Maniak was 10 (and gone, thank god)
Chris is in his 30s

What's wrong with hanging here?



You twit Chris is not 30, he is only 25 or 26.

Regarding porn, never saw the point of it really. If I'm not taking part, I don't care much for it. But I saw my first porn at about 13 or so, thought great, love to try that some day, but what's the point of watching it?
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Postby coolsi » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:46 am

I saw "The Poonies" when I was about 14. It was funny, and had nothing to do with poo, before your dirty minds get to work...
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