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Postby Ozymandias IV » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:19 pm

$1,824,066.00.
It would have been higher except I'm too young to attend college.  I just got in to Stuyvesant HS.  that also affects a couple of other things on that survey, like the length of a certain something and HS GPA.
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Postby Iris » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:24 am

hmmm...never knew a guy with such a huge cock could increase his value tenfold.

(sniff! sniff!) i sense a smell of testosterone cheating here. ^_~
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Postby ReflectingGod » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:28 am

Iris is just jealous because she doesn't have that value boosting abilty ;)
ME!

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Postby Iris » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:49 am

Quote: from ReflectingGod on 5:28 am on Mar. 10, 2004[br]Iris is just jealous because she doesn't have that value boosting abilty ;)

oh shush, i don't need one. i have other assets and abilities that even the test can't measure. ^_~
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Postby Raistlin » Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:22 am

Quote: from Iris on 3:49 pm on Mar. 10, 2004[br]
Quote: from ReflectingGod on 5:28 am on Mar. 10, 2004[br]i have other assets and abilities that even the test can't measure. ^_~
I thought cup size can be measured... Cheers ;)
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Postby The cat » Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:35 am

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Postby leming » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:50 pm

$1,792,046.00

It's because i'm short and blond isn't it.  It's discrimination i tell you.
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Postby Starfyre » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:09 pm

I'm still the most valuable so far.
Hehehe.
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Postby elDiablo » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:36 pm

You are worth exactly: $2,498,406.00.

woo....

Bidding shall start at, say $1,500,000? Come on now ladies! its a bargin at that price!

Offer does not include rights to my soul. Any member of the male population of any planet may not enter bidding for me. If they do, I reserve the right to take their money and shoot them. Offer is only the "theortical" rights to me: I shall remain my own person, and may not be made to do anything that I do not wish to enter into, so only attractive ladies should enter the offer, kthx. Offer is subject to a $500,000,000.00 cover charge at the bidders cost. P&P is the price of recorded delivery from UK mainland, which I shall pay.

*cough*edit*cough*

(Edited by elDiablo at 3:40 pm on Mar. 10, 2004)
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Postby poortwistedme » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:12 pm

Males can't bid?

Boo :(
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Postby Redbaron » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:10 am

You are worth exactly: $1,806,090.00

Actually I'm pretty chuffed when you consider, over 30, can't fill in the US education doo-dahs, I'll freely admit I don't have a 1 foot cock, I'm overweight, drink and smoke too much, am hardly a stunner etc.  

So I feel quite good now, I guess my value is based around getting more per pound (lb) for your $.  Big Man, big bucks.  Nice! I like their style :)

Starfyre -you may be worth more than everyone else, but think of it this way you've priced yourself out of the market.  You could pick a me and a Linker up for the price of you!

(Edited by Redbaron at 11:12 pm on Mar. 10, 2004)
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Postby D347H574R » Thu Mar 11, 2004 7:04 am

You are worth exactly: $2,519,140.00.

I'm so proud...
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Postby Ahdinko » Thu Mar 11, 2004 7:09 am

You are worth exactly: $1,504,106.00.

Thats like the lowest here.. im so disappointed. I think its because they put a low price on child labour or something...
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Postby zipbob » Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:09 pm

the only possibility is that it is broken, i have no value.
You are worth exactly: $2,548,030.00.
yes...broken
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Postby CrashWorship » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:56 am

You are worth roughly one pack of wrigley's spearmint gum, a six pack of schlitz malt liqour and a dinner at your local McDonalds.
We hope you can find someone who is willing to pay that much for such an inbred under achiever as yourself.
Don't lose any sleep over your value, it only decreases what you're worth.

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actually they said:
You are worth exactly: $1,989,616.00.


(EDIT) I'd like a refund please.



(Edited by CrashWorship at 2:57 am on Mar. 15, 2004)
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