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Postby Zero Override » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:00 am

*this Is over msn btw* how do I get a girl to like me? I mean I don't know what to say over the net, but you guys probably do, so any help? (she Is one of those drama queens type of girls who thinks everything Is a emergency)...
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Postby Sonnybobiche » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:22 am

Magic beans.
[Edit] Or money [/Edit]

(Edited by Sonnybobiche at 11:23 pm on Nov. 30, 2003)
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Postby Jackmn » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:29 am

If you have to ask on a messageboard, you're probably out of luck.

Regardless, don't waste your money on stupid crap like dates. Save it, or spend it on something useful.

(Edited by Jackmn at 4:30 am on Dec. 1, 2003)
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Postby Coldfire26 » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:20 am

AN uplink board, nontheless.
OK, say this and she is doomed to like you:
"Help! i have been cursed by the voices! they told me i could never stop my breath again! please, be with me inm those few minutes in which i hold my self from going to the bathroom, for if i do i will die from the vapor of my own shit!"

after that, like i said, she will be doomed.

[edit]I guess that was a bit too much...[/edit]


(Edited by Coldfire26 at 2:18 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)
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Postby Dave2 » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:47 am

*rises from the dead*
Quote: from Jackmn on 4:29 am on Dec. 1, 2003[br]Regardless, don't waste your money on stupid crap like dates.

Yeah, dates tase disgusting, get some food which actually tastes decent.
*sinks back*
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Postby ben » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:22 pm

how do you get a girl to like you?

you don't, the ones you like will never like you, and the ones you find horridly disgusting will.

and some people get lucky.  ;)
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Postby Herohacker » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:03 pm

ain't that the truth
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Postby Herohacker » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:10 pm

ain't that the truth
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Postby JakeMMA » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:19 pm

why dont you actually go outside and find some REAL females....?
junkie, crackhead drugged out punk,
sleeping in the dirt and p*ss,
scheming of a better way,
sh*t out of luck, he needs his fix
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Postby edd8990 » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:32 pm

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Postby poortwistedme » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:48 pm

I would spam, but it's just too easy so I'll leave it alone.

Be fun and relaxed and things will work out (at least in real life). Try not to be nervous. And if that doesn't work paralyze her with level 99823749 magic and use torture spell on her parents untill she promises to go out with you
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Postby Angry Armadillo » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:58 pm

^ i saw that, lol, might work too!!!!
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Postby Mas Tnega » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:28 pm

Cybersex, it's the only realistic way (well... considering you're trying to get a girl to like you on MSN, I'm very much correct). [color=000055]that, or subliminal messaging[/color]
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Postby Phydaux » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:32 pm

Quote: from Zero Override on 2:00 am on Dec. 1, 2003[br]*this Is over msn btw* how do I get a girl to like me? I mean I don't know what to say over the net, but you guys probably do, so any help? (she Is one of those drama queens type of girls who thinks everything Is a emergency)...
Just talk to her. If she likes you, she likes you. There are no special tricks. (unless you're looking for a quicky, then there are loads of little tricks)
Quote: from Jackmn on 4:29 am on Dec. 1, 2003[br]Regardless, don't waste your money on stupid crap like dates. Save it, or spend it on something useful.
I imagine you have all the charm and appeal of the comic-book store-owner, from the Simpsons.
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Postby Coldfire26 » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:37 pm

PTM: yeah, calm and relaxed is the way.
I'm quiet partial to "Hand Of The Shrieking Doom" (Level 555,125,666) as a paralyzation spell, though some ppl use "Slam Of The Cold Metal Staff" (Level 578,980,567.856) which i heared is OK. Though for begginers i advise using "Attack of The Rubber Penguin" which is a good start.

(Edited by Coldfire26 at 6:37 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)


(Edited by Coldfire26 at 7:07 pm on Dec. 1, 2003)
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