Someone help me

ODDin · Postby **ODDin** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:35 pm

Quote: from viper404 on 5:36 pm on Nov. 10, 2003[br]Somebody tell me this guy isn't serious

He isn't serious.

ManTaco ran out of jail. He was arrested for working for the Uplink corporation.
He is armed with a laptop, extremely dumb, and may hack your criminal record if you piss him of.
Please call the dead ARC admin if you see him.

Thankyou,
Arunmor.

Darksun · Postby **Darksun** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:39 pm

Quote: from Iris on 1:03 pm on Nov. 10, 2003[br]
what is there to worry, handsome? nobody seems to take it seriously. ^_~

I am worried because his country has more nukes than any other, and he is a typical reading of the intelligence of the US government

tabasco boy · Postby **tabasco boy** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:28 pm

Hello everyone i also live in planet coocoo land and i'm a alcoholic

ooooppss wrong forum:biggrin: now where's that edit *hichup button *hickup :cheesy:

hackerboy · Postby **hackerboy** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:49 pm

Mad Taco, just post your name and SSN, and I'll do it for nothing. :smile:

That's the kind of guy I am. :smile:

You can trust me. :smile:

You can really TRUST ME. :biggrin:

MadTaco · Postby **MadTaco** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:04 am

I thank you all for your time. I understand that you must ask in a joking manner as to not lead yourselves into trouble. I thank the people that have privately contacted me so far, and I hope to see more offers soon...for I have more work.

OutBreak · Postby **OutBreak** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:24 am

right....

so i will need:

your mailing address
your ss#
drivers license#
full name
mothers maiden name
your email address
your phone#

and you must agree to anyone that calls asking if you requested any credit cards or purchased things on said credit cards and would like them shipped to another address, if you get any calls like that please just say yes, or i will not work for you.

tabasco boy · Postby **tabasco boy** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:44 am

madtaco done it and u don't need to email me your
your mailing address
your ss#
drivers license#
passport # (its gonna expire soon)
full name
mothers maiden name
your email address
your phone#

got it online so you just need to send me a check for 5k payable to: (check you mailbox just slipped the details there):biggrin: and i'll activate the changes as soon as i cash it :wink:

hackerboy · Postby **hackerboy** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:47 am

Changed my mind. All I need is your first born child.

BuWahhahhahaa

tabasco boy · Postby **tabasco boy** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:52 am

Quote: from hackerboy on 2:47 am on Nov. 11, 2003[br]Changed my mind. All I need is your first born child.

BuWahhahhahaa

sorry mate you made a rotten deal there he's not interested in females:biggrin: so no baby for you BuWahhahhahaaWahhahhahaaWahhahhahaa

(Edited by tabasco boy at 2:55 am on Nov. 11, 2003)

hackerboy · Postby **hackerboy** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:03 am

lol hackerBOY

Miah · Postby **Miah** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:06 am

Quote: from OutBreak on 8:24 pm on Nov. 10, 2003[br]right....

...
your email address
...

Hell, he posted that already! If you're a *really* good hacker, you could just go from there!

MadTaco · Postby **MadTaco** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:22 am

I have become interested in hacking after speaking with a few members from this board. I require more knowledge so that I may do things such as this in the future without breaking my bank.

FrostShard · Postby **FrostShard** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:46 am

Ratbert:
"Wow! I just got an email from this nigerian guy who needs help to transfer 2 million dollars out of his country, and if I just give him my bank details, he'll give me a 10% commission!"

Ratbert [by email]:
"Dear Gustava
My bank is a tube sock that fell behind the dryer."

Anyone read Dilbert?
:biggrin:

Coldfire26 · Postby **Coldfire26** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:03 am

Very well, i will show you my u83r h4x0r1ng 5killz if you wish. go to your nearest bank, and tranfer 50,000 dollars to the account listed at the bottom of this message. i will contact you then shortly to inform you that the job was a success. note that i normally do this for 70,000 $ and in your case i make an exception because you were smart enough to see through all the deceit and find out Uplink is a real organization.

Account:

Name: South bank of new hampshire
Number: 55678
Resipient: Micheal T. Warren
Amount: 50,000 US dollars
Notes: KEEP THIS TRANSFER CONFEDENTIAL DO NOT TELL THIS TO ANY ONE!, THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPEND!, UPLINK IS A HOOLYWOOD HACKING GAME!, DO NOT GO TO THIS BOARD AGAIN!, BE MORE CAREFUL, ANOTHER CRIMINAL RECORD AND NO HACKER WILL HELP YOU!.

^disobeing even one of those rules will give you 10-20 on armed robbery!

EDIT: incorrect bank information

(Edited by Coldfire26 at 12:32 pm on Nov. 11, 2003)

chaosechelon · Postby **chaosechelon** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:16 am

Quote: from Miah Helpmann on 1:12 pm on Nov. 10, 2
Even if if this guy was serious, if wouldn't matter for <blipply blip>, as there are also PAPER backups... Last I checked, I was never able to hack a file cabniet with any of my rigs...

Well, he could always goto a 'Mission Impossible' BB and ask Tom Cruise to get into their file room and destroy it.... or to spare himself the jokes and the added money.. he could do it himself! He already has recklace endangerment, whats a few more added to his record since he already has people to erase the record?

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