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Postby Trust » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:11 pm

I remember those days when I was forced to eat spam with my lunch. Only they disguised it as "Luncheon Meat". BAH THOSE SPAM HIDERS.
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Postby Enallyniv » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:26 pm

I see.
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Postby Luigi300 » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:27 pm

I see your see and raise you a hear.
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Postby Iris » Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:52 pm

I see your see and hear your hear, and I raise you a taste.
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Postby Tristram » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:16 am

I see your see, I hear your hear and taste your taste, and I raise you a touch
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Postby tabasco boy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:31 am

I see your see, hear your hear, taste your taste, touch your touch (hmmm that doesn't sound right) and i raise you a sense.
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Postby sir hackalot » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:23 am

tabasco boy you have raised my headache
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Postby Iris » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:20 am

Quote: from tabasco boy on 3:31 am on Sep. 30, 2003[br]I see your see, hear your hear, taste your taste, touch your touch (hmmm that doesn't sound right) and i raise you a sense.


touch your touch, hmmm...this game's starting to sound gay, lol!
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Postby Luigi300 » Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:33 pm

I call, I've got the 5 senses.
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Postby prozak » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:47 pm

well my sixth sense beats your 5
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Postby tabasco boy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:08 pm

Quote: from prozak on 1:47 pm on Sep. 30, 2003[br]well my sixth sense beats your 5


sorry to give you the bad news mate but my non sense beats your sixth sense:biggrin:
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Postby Starfyre » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:13 pm

No match for my evani sense!

Weird. Spam posts in a spam topic. We're just missing the lid.
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Postby poortwistedme » Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:59 pm

                             Oh SPAM!  Oh SPAM!  Gourmet delight!
                              My food by day, my dreams by night.
                             To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
                          pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

                             What shining deity from Olympus knelt
                             down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
                              Creating then man's eternal desire
                             for swine entrails congealed by fire.

                            On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
                             Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
                              that cube of SPAM hidden in the can
                               I now hold in my trembling hand.

                              More than mere food, SPAM is for me
                          a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
                        Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
                         My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

                          Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
                         of sizzling SPAM when there's no one around -
                            furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
                           Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

                     Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
                       Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
                          Though each may be tasty in different ways,
                            none matches SPAM for gelatinous glaze.

                              That glistening pinkness beckons me
                                  with gristle, fat, and BHT.
                           Oh Spam, my Spam - the taste, the smell -
                             The sacred meat product from Hormel

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Postby Ozymandias IV » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:44 pm

Though very creative in the rhyming, I have to say that it's not the best poem I've ever read.
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Postby jimmy8159 » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:52 pm

Best poem about Spam™ i've ever read.

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