You play too many video games when...

[monsterror]

* When you hear a car passing you by, you listen to the engine and think it sounds like a car in vice city.
(I did that one)

[Hydralore]

is it supposed to be funny?

[BeC]

...
well what can we say about this...
...

[Stewsburntmonkey]

You know you've been using VI too much when:

* You keep pressing the esc key after typing out your post only see the entire thing vanish.

* You repeatedly press the "/" key trying to search a webpage before you remember some silliness about ctrl-f.

* You tend to find ":wq" at the bottom of alot of your Word documents.

[Deepsmeg]

Half-Life:
You see an animal running towards you and you try to pull out your glock

You spend all your time looking over your shoulder for alien slaves

You go into a public centre, and think "I want to meet the mapper who built this area... It's got bad textures... and the crowd size is to big! Look at these r_speeds!"

[monsterror]

Max Payne

*You know youve been playing to much Max Payne when you jump around corners attempting to go into bullettime.

[monsterror]

Sims

When you try to learn 'simmish' ('Henda-loo' means hello)

When you try to convert dollars to simoleans.

[JakeMMA]

Gran turismo

u see a car on the road and assume its shite because it was slow on the game
i.e the mazda mx-5

[monsterror]

Splinter Cell

When you have to ice your groin mussel because your trying to perfect you split wall jump.

When your walking down a hall, see someone and duck behind a corner, thinking
'If I shoot out that light and crouch past him, he wont even see me!'

[JakeMMA]

Metal Gear Solid 2

You can run through 3 rooms full of marines in a rubber suit and not get noticed

You run around in a cardboard box and stop suddenly if anybody sees you

[Darkshine]

*

[Luigi300]

You know when you've played too much System Shock 2 when:

When you see a monkey, you try to pull out your assault rifle

[NVShacker]

Raven Shield

-You say, "Tango down." while shooting co-workers out with paintball guns.

-You refuse to play other games without giving them your own realism mods.

-You replace the paintball guns in the first problem with real ones.

-You have your door locked and a toilet paper roll with a wire and a crayon drawn button on it to, "Knock out the guys trying to get in while their working the lock."

-You don't like Ghost Recon.

-You don't leave your home because your aware of how easy it is to die. "I heard that Reality is a difficulty above elite!"

-You plug the game on an unrelated message board.

Man down!

[Dezmond]

Enter the Matrix

- You break you ankle attempting to run up a wall and do a backflip off of it.

- You begin to see things as green letters

- You begin to ring the operator on your mobile phone asking to give you exits, guns, and how to fly helicopters, hotwire bikes, etc.

- You do bad kung fu to whoever comes to talk to you, and claim that 'I have enemies, I had to be sure it was you'

[TheMotlyFool]

FIFA 2K3 and 2K2

-When you Make the big O with your arms
-When you've never done a Rainbow kick but try and hurt youself
-When you think that you can shoot like Beckham