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Postby Dice luck 7 » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:35 am

Can somebody please give me some convictions that I can list for people to ruin their life?
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Postby Viper228 » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:11 am

Credit Card Fraud
Falsifying Academic Records
Theft
Unauthorized Systems Access
Unlawful Access To Classified Data
Armed Robbery
Rape
Man-Slaughter
Theft Of Sensitive Data
Petty Theft
Disturbing The Peace
Reckless Driving
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Postby bobkitaetz2001 » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:19 am

dont forget the biggerst some thing w/  HACKER or hacked ______(wat ever u want)
The anticipation of DEATH is worve than death it self !
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Postby Darksun » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:02 am

Picking nose in public, being a gimp... anything will work, as long as one of them has the word 'parole' in somewhere
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Postby AnthonyS » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:56 am

Yeah:
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parole

The quickest way to get someone arrested.
©AnthonyS 2003
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Postby Darksun » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:04 am

What, the arresting officer had a stutter?
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Postby Deepsmeg » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:36 am

and, you type that when searching, too
including returns
instead of the return being coded to press the Add button, it simply adds a CR and/or LF to the entry area
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Postby elDiablo » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:38 am

eh?
We dont stop playing cos we get old... We get old cos we stop playing.
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Postby prozak » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:49 am

my favorite conviction has to be
arrested for paint the the town monkey pink
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Postby Adriac » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:54 am

But that works... Type "<enter><enter>parole" and click add.
00010001000100000000101100010111000 10110000100010001100001011111000101 10000100100000111100010000000011010 0001011000111100001000100001011
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Postby Stormgard » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:46 pm

or my personal favorite:
Publicly urinating on a police officer

(Edited by Stormgard at 12:47 pm on July 10, 2003)
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Postby Darksun » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:44 pm

You mean you can do it in private?
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Postby Iris » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:47 pm

wow cool. let's see a demo.
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Postby Darksun » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:52 pm

Someone get me a police officer :P
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Postby Iris » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:55 pm

police officer? how about a mod, they act like police officers, right? (kidding) ^_~
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