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AgentX 24 · Postby **AgentX 24** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:24 pm

Q. Oh my god! What have you done to my house?

A. They've done it again

Starfyre · Postby **Starfyre** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 4:09 pm

Q: Look, I just spent 3 hours screaming at my kids that they should NOT flush their toys down the toilet! I've had it!! Now what ??

A: Yes, but that would hurt, wouldn't it?!

AgentX 24 · Postby **AgentX 24** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 5:19 pm

Q. Wouldn't it be fun if i ran into a wall covered in nails?

A. In the good old days, yes!

(Edited by AgentX 24 at 4:20 pm on Nov. 9, 2002)

Crackdown2001 · Postby **Crackdown2001** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 7:16 pm

Q: Would you feel safe walking down the street with a joke t-shirt saying "kick me"?

A: I think you missed the point. I want it placed outside the office and flavoured like an apple.

(Edited by Crackdown2001 at 6:18 pm on Nov. 9, 2002)

AgentX 24 · Postby **AgentX 24** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 9:01 pm

Q. So how should I make your lunch again?

A. If its new

sir hackalot · Postby **sir hackalot** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 9:19 pm

Q: so can i use this toilet roll or not....
A: bill gates

Adam Black · Postby **Adam Black** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 9:56 pm

Q: Look at this article: "Top 100 Stingiest Men...Ever!" I bet you can't guess who's number 1?!

A: But I specifically programmed it not to do that!

Starfyre · Postby **Starfyre** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 10:45 pm

Q: Sir, the house cleaning robot I bought from you last week killed my wife and kids. I request a refund.

A: I told you, when the Italians in black trenchcoats knock at your door, it's too late.

MarcusHess2 · Postby **MarcusHess2** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 10:50 pm

Q: Oh-oh, there are Italians in black trenchcoats knocking at my door. I suppose I shouldn't have killed Lenny. Think I can escape through the window?

A: No, no, NO! That's the PHOTO ALBUM! I wanted you to use the patio door!

Adam Black · Postby **Adam Black** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:25 pm

Q: So let me get this straight. You're telling me this picture isn't a way into the garden?

A: And when you connect wire B into socket M and re-route subworther 45B into the USB port, your computer is finished.

Stewsburntmonkey · Postby **Stewsburntmonkey** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:36 pm

Q: Hold on so what does that last Japanese line there say?

A: The Pope, Jonny Knoxville, Dave Mathews, and that Chinese guy from the store.

Adam Black · Postby **Adam Black** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:57 pm

Q: Right! So the recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies calls for what again?

A: Let's kick this bitch into overdrive.

MarcusHess2 · Postby **MarcusHess2** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:16 am

Q: So, Adam Black, what's your sig again? I can't see it from here, the Thread review doesn't show sigs.

A: SOLDAT@FOLKE

Stewsburntmonkey · Postby **Stewsburntmonkey** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:39 am

Q: Do you know what server is at 217.215.168.12? I think that the cool deathmatch server I was on the other day, but I am not sure.

A: Yea, but no one goes there any more, its just too crowded.

kepper · Postby **kepper** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 4:50 am

Q. Hey, pal. If you are looking for a hairy greek guy with bad teeth, and only one leg, you need to go over to 'red Sonia's bar & Grill'. Thats where the hot ones are all at.

A. WOW! I didn't know a person could do that with a 2 by 4, 6 feet of duct tape, silly putty, a dozen mouse traps, and a man-sized dildo.

(Edited by kepper at 3:52 am on Nov. 10, 2002)

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