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Postby Darksun » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:48 pm

Q: Can you name something I can decorate my new house with?

A: 0111010111010011101001110101011110101
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Postby Lord Samuel » Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:05 pm

Q.Can you type what appears to be a bunch of random numbers please?

A. But the barrels (must be whispered while rocking back and forth when asked a question by a teacher)
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Postby Enallyniv » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:25 pm

Q: What happened in here? Why are the walls *brown*!?

A: Doris, the penguin's dead again.
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Postby Darksun » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:40 pm

Q: What's that awful smell?

A: A river
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Postby ender » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:39 am

Q: Whats pink and smells like underpants?

A: Japan4
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Postby bionic sheep » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:28 pm

Q: What is Japan x 4?

A: You are an idiot.
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Postby MyUsernameIsTooLong » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:17 pm

Q: Why'd I fail the IQ test?

A: (singing) I'm blue, da be di da be dy, da be di, da be dy etc.
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Postby phucker76 » Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:53 pm

Q: why did i fail the IQ test?
A: wibble slap slap
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Postby Lord Samuel » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:59 pm

Q. What sounds does a madman wearing flippers make?

A. Just for japes.
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Postby Miah » Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:21 am

Q: What is "Bags Of Fun With Buster Gonad" for?

A: an asshat
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Postby poortwistedme » Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:09 pm

Better question:

Q: What is that you are wearing on your head?
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Postby Ahdinko » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:01 pm

okay maybe PTM would liek to put an answer... or shall I?

A: Because hes stupid
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Postby Darksun » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:34 pm

Q: Why does Miah Helpmann tell people not to bump old threads then do so himself?

A: OMFGLOLCYBER!!"!!11!one!11!
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Postby Miah » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:27 pm

this thread doesn't bump...
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Postby Darksun » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:36 am

Eh, forum pruning :P

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