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Postby Omega Phlux » Sat Aug 17, 2002 4:32 am

Why the U.K. sucks:
5. Your pound is worth almost 1.5x that of a Dollar, that means that everything is more expensive
4. People in the U.K. are all neuvoreash
3. How many other places in the world have rain every other day?
2. Most teens have mohawks and really bad acne
and the number 1 reason why the U.K. Sucks:
1. Boy George. That says it all.

Top 5 reasons the U.S. rocks:
5. We win most of the gold metals in the olympics
4. Where else in the world can you get away with crap like a brawl at a football game and blame it on the Quarterback
3. I'm not afraid to get up in the morning and have some Gestapo people stop buy and ask for the address of my best friend who is a Jew so they can kill him
2. California Girls
and the #1 reason the U.S. rocks;
1.Our music isn't all square dancing.

Yes, I am trying to get banned.

Flame me if you must, but why would you want to?

Is it because I post what I think?

Or because you get mad easily?

But, please be creative when choosing word.

Spell check works 2.
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Postby bgreene2001 » Sat Aug 17, 2002 5:40 am

5.  Actually, that has nothing to do with the price.  It is the state of the economy that matters.
4.  can't be bothered answering the rest of these, I'll just say they are all fairly shallow and superficial.

5.  Actually, I believe that Australia wins most of the gold medals per capita.  The most overall doesn't really mean anything.
4.  This is meant to be a good point?  Oh, I forgot that Americans like to blame everything on someone else.
3.  Um, that doesn't happen in the UK either
2.  Shallow, superficial.
1.  Actually, I would say that the US has more square dancing, hick stuff than the UK would.

In closing, it is my belief that you are just jealous of the culture and economy of the UK.  And I don't even live in the UK.
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Postby Sobek » Sat Aug 17, 2002 7:21 am

Neither one is good.
The UK supports the US in its "Anti-Terrorism" crap.  That is enough to make living in both countries impossible.
The US is a Terrorist Nation and the UK government supports them.  If anyone disagrees with the FACT that the US is a Terrorist Nation, then you don't know or don't want to know of the horrible, nasty, EVIL things that the US has done to innocent civilians.
Anyone who wants to start the "...Osama did this..." stuff, don't; the first Bush administration CREATED Osama and the Al`Qida (Spelling) Network to do their dirty work and it ended up backfiring; G. Bush's bad.  If you want to blame someone, blame George Bush (Take your pick which one, they are both at fault)
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Postby elDiablo » Sat Aug 17, 2002 8:37 am

Two points - 1) the US thinks their Navy Seals rule... HA! sure...... 2) The UK's SAS RULE!! how many failed missions has the Navy Seal got under their belts? Loads. What about the SAS, one or two.... i'll stop

I have nothing against American ppl in general. OP - really, ur a muppet.
Just wondering though, why does every American film portrays the Russians as the bad guys? Never! has the russians started a war between them and the Americans?

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Edit: Btw - the spell checker isn't working that well - "stop buy" should be "stop by", but i dont really care

(Edited by elDiablo at 8:45 am on Aug. 17, 2002)
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Postby Deepsmeg » Sat Aug 17, 2002 8:49 am

I'm recycling all those arguments
Whyt the US sucks
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Postby Miles2397 » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:18 am

Quote: from Omega Phlux on 4:32 am on Aug. 17, 2002[br]Why the U.K. sucks:
3. I'm not afraid to get up in the morning and have some Gestapo people stop
***buy***
and ask for the address of my best friend who is a Jew so they can kill him

****But, please be creative when choosing word. ****

****Spell check works 2.****


Wazzok. It's By, not Buy......
/Sighs, then *BARK* at OP
And the Gestapo were the Germans, not the UK, wasn't it :-/
Also, that was a mistake in history. If people wanted to get nasty about the USA they could. But this isn't the place for this kind of thing IMHO. I Do Really Hope you get banned.

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*Grins at elDiablo*
*Grins at everyone but the AssBeef OP*

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(Edited by Miles2397 at 9:26 am on Aug. 17, 2002)
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Postby elDiablo » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:23 am

Why grin at me?!
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Postby Miles2397 » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:27 am

I Dunno, just thought i would :D

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Postby goweb » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:56 am

Americans are hypocrites. You got pissed off about September 11th and yet you've supported the IRA. You expect us to help you with terrorist attacks but you don't help us. The only reason you entered WWII (after which NATO was created) is because you got attacked by the Japanese - you didn't when we asked for your help. You think you can do no wrong. The majority of your people support capital punishment and guns (else George Bush wouldn't have been elected - oh yeah, and you elected a stupid president), and then are shocked when you have a high school massacre.
On the plus side, you are very patriotic - while this may annoy every other country in the world it's still nice to find a country where its residents support it wholeheartedly.
Canadians are OK though.
Oh, and the SAS are the most elite fighting squad in the world (I've heard it from a few places)
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Postby Miles2397 » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:08 am

can i just point out gowrb, that America WAS supporting the UK, but wanted to stay neutral. they send ammo, weapons & supplies discretly, and they got more involved when one of their Neutral (By wartime convention) ships was sunk by the enemy, they were kinda involved Before pearl harbour
i have definatly got to agree with the patriotic tho.
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Postby elDiablo » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:10 am

thank u! the SAS only had one mission fail!! :P

and, u really dont like whales do u goweb?;)
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Postby goweb » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:11 am

I meant helping us fight (like they expect us to do for them). And they started sending us stuff a while after the war started.
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Postby goweb » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:12 am

Quote: from elDiablo on 10:10 am on Aug. 17, 2002[br]and, u really dont like whales do u goweb?;)

That was a joke I got from Will Smith (posh person, not black rapper) when he was on The Stand-Up Show.
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Postby elDiablo » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:25 am

lol, i think it was funny, ok?
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Postby Miles2397 » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:27 am

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i think we need to lighten the atmosphere here ;)

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